The Japanese long-track speed skating team wore impressive technologically advanced see-through spandex uniforms. These track suits were paired with black high-rise thongs for pure performance enhancements.

We assume the Japanese woman pictured above won 3 golds and broke 3 world records, and now is considered more of an Olympic heavyweight than reigning champ Michael Phelps.

The Twenty Hottest American Athletes at the 2010 Winter Olympics

There is room for debate here. Our top three are:

1. Tanith Belbin
2. Clair Bidez
3. Kristi Leskinen

Sorry Lindsay Vonn and Sasha Cohen, but you’re still hottie.

The 20 Hottest Eastern Europeans and Beyond at the 2010 Winter Olympics

Claudia Toth wins. Not even debatable.

The scene where the mom is banging on the door seals the deal.

“Maybe it’s our time.” That is what Saints QB Drew Brees said on December 6 after a comeback win against the Washington Redskins. Well, he was right.

I wouldn’t call that an outlandish prediction come true, but up until a couple weeks ago, people still had their doubts whether the Saints could win the Super Bowl. Not only did Brees and company deliver, but did so in come from behind fashion against a quarterback who was firing on all cylinders. In fact, it can be argued that Peyton Manning was playing better than anyone in his position ever has. Yes, the argument can be realistically debated that Tom Brady was better in the 16-0 season in 08/09, but has anyone ever marshalled their team better throughout a season, especially with two fairly new weapons at wide receiver (Collie, Garcon) and a prime target on injured reserve (Gonzalez)?

Well, enough servicing of Peyton’s member and time to move onto Brees’.

Not until tonight have I heard commentators truly give the respect to the Saints offense. Obviously, Brees is exceptional at everything a pocket passer needs to do, but the receiving staff he is working with is epic. Colston, Meachem, Henderson, Moore, Shockey, Thomas, and Bush. Couple that with an offensive line that gives him time to get through his reads and you are looking at a passing game machine. Freaks of nature. You have size in Colston and Shockey to own the middle of the field and you have speed in Henderson, Moore, and Meachem to stretch the secondary. Bush and Thomas are the ultimate swing/screen pass out-options if those guys aren’t available.

How the Saints didn’t go undefeated is head-scratching stuff, but they will be very good for years to come. The defense only has to be merely adequate for them to succeed.

Some thoughts from the game:

*No doubt Brees had an MVP type game. If the Colts won, would they have given it to Manning? Would have had to be Addai. He picked up big yards on limited carries and looked uber impressive on his touchdown run.

*Payton has balls so big that they drag on the ground. That onside kick gave his team some serious momentum and confidence that the Colts could not recover from.

*Manning’s throw over the top to Dallas Clark in the first half showed how ridiculously accurate he is. His interception wasn’t all his fault though. Reggie Wayne’s route was garbage. There was something wrong with the timing between he and Manning obviously and Peyton let him know about it.

*Adam Vinatieri would have made the 51 yard FG that Stover missed. Still, Stover is money from anything under 50. Did you see Peyton’s WTF reaction on the bench? How do his teammates feel about that type of behavior he regularly exhibits?

*New Orleans must be burnt to the ground with that party they had going on there. Mardi Gras in 9 days is going to be silly.

*Where was Reggie Bush? More importantly, where were the camera shots of his bootylicious girlfriend?

*No one can cover Dallas Clark.

*That must have been a bittersweet moment for ex-Saints QB Archie Manning to see his old club win their first Super Bowl at the expense of his son.

*Was Eli secretly cheering for the Saints so that Peyton didn’t one up him on Lombardi trophies?

As for Peyton Manning, what does this do to his legacy? Leading up to the game, he had totally shed the big-moment choke tag he once had. Does he regain it? No, I don’t think so, but he will need to win another Super Bowl to legitimately claim the title of best QB ever. Did anyone expect him to throw a pick-six to seal the game for the Saints? Wouldn’t count on it.

In an unfortunate turn of events for this woman’s bobsledding team, this bobsledding run turns into the hottest Bobsledding Action in History.

Commentators said:

- bobsledders don’t wear underpants man that was all ass

- no she did have a thong on underneath. You can quite clearly see it.

We at JockJoose Sports apologize for the lack of NFL playoff coverage. To be honest, we are torn because all of our beloved teams have lost. However, let’s provide some predictions for this weekend to make our wonderful readers feel whole again.

Jets at Indy

Why to take Indy: Peyton Manning. Though not the man in the playoffs that he is in the regular season, Manning is still the best quarterback ever. Yes, we said it. Best ever. Better than anyone else. Appreciate the fact that you are living in an era where you can witness what he does. If we had to give the ball to any QB with 2 minutes to go, it would be Peyton. Who cares if Reggie Wayne’s role is reduced this year?

Why to take the Jets: Running game and defense. The Jets have two running backs who can carve you up in an instant. Cincy didn’t show up, but running all over the Chargers is a big deal, despite the absence of Merriman’s strong play. Revis may not have won the Defensive POY award, but in reality he is as good as it gets. Every great receiver this year to face him has produced squat.

Vikings at Saints

Why to take New Orleans: Potency. This offense can produce..well insane offense. Colston may still be the only big time receiver, but Drew Brees will run through his reads and hit anyone that is open. If Reggie Bush runs like he did last week, then game over. It won’t happen though because Bush has never put together back to back performances like that. Pierre Thomas is legit though. He will carry the load and has the ability to break one for a long TD.

Why to take Minnesota: The fun they have. Brett Favre represents all that is fun in the NFL. He is 40, but is efficient and has done way more than asked of him. Don’t let his last NFC championship haunt him; he has adapted to his role immensely and has an arsenal of receivers. Special teams is getting it done. When you start with great field position, your ability to score is that much better.

Our take?

Indy wins by 6.

Minnesota wins by 3.

Playmakers? Percy Harvin (all around) and Peyton Manning on 3rd down.

Tiger comes clean, addicted to the butt… Here is video:

Critics said:

- he a jerk and he wont get a girl again

- the man is a legend

LaDainian Tomlinson is an American football running back for the San Diego Chargers of the National Football League and an up and coming Pop Artist.

LT FANS say What?:

- OUCH. This has to be a joke. LT is awesome, but this is comical. Why would he do this?

-hell ya chargers goin all the way this year..!!!!!!! LT gonna be doin the LT SLIDE ELECTRIC GLIDE all the way to the superbowl!!!! JEts gettin stomped next week keekekek

According to youtube user Ryansoccerrox, these are the ‘funniest’ misses, ever.

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2010 is being called the ‘come back year’ for figure skating, after the event was nearly dropped from the Olympic games. In early 2009 critics of figure skating argued the event was less of a sport and more of a “dance recital on ice” – similar to the popular hit tv program Dancing with the Stars.

Did you know: Figure skating was an Olympic sport before there was an Olympic Winter Games. Figure skating first appeared at the London 1908 Olympic Summer Games with events for pairs and singles (indoor ice rinks could be kept cold even in hot weather). Ice dancing joined the Olympic Winter Games in 1976, when the Games were held in Innsbruck, Austria. The compulsory figures competition was dropped from the figure skating program prior to the Albertville 1992 Olympic Winter Games.

Oksana Baiul - PAO's Long Time Favorite Olympic Figure Skater

At the Olympic Games. Each of figure skating’s four disciplines are adjudicated by a separate panel of 9 International Skating Union (ISU) championship judges using a computer scoring system to measure the quality of each performance. Before each event, there is a secret and random draw to determine which judges’ scores will form the result of the segment. Only seven of the 9 scores are used. A new draw is done for each segment.

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