The Cleveland Cavaliers once again fell to the Orlando Magic, this time in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals, putting them in a 2-1 hole. Lebron James, who is often referenced to as royalty, dropped 41 points for the top seeded Cavs, but ultimately, the rest of his teammates are not as good as [...]
Needing a win to survive in the English Premier League, Newcastle United football club rolled over and let Aston Villa take three points in winning the last match of the season for both teams. This event has triggered an immediate depression in the city of Newcastle as well as a riot by fans in the [...]
The Indianapolis 500 took place yesterday and one single driver beat the competition and won. It has been reported that this driver completed 500 laps faster than his competitors and as a result was awarded first place. It is not evident if his/her car was better than the other cars or whether he/she was a [...]
Michael Vick was released from the dawg pound and returned home to Virginia this week after serving a twenty three month sentence for involvement in a dog fighting ring (explain how this could be fun again?) Vick will remain in federal custody until July 20th and will wear an electronic monitor on his ankle during [...]
The Hispanic Community in Cincinnatti finally spoke out on Thursday about Chad ‘Ocho Cinco’s’ name change from Chad Johnson. Felipe Lopez, 29, says ‘Chad seeeems to theeenk that Ocho Ceenco represents the number eighty-five, when the reality is that when translated to Spanish, it’s a meaningless streeng of words – it literally means ‘Eight Five’. [...]
I hate Arsenal, but this is ridiculously hard to do, so we give our props.
Light day here on Jock Joose. We’re working on something big.
Footbag, also known as Hackysack is a sport Jock Joose competes in in moderation. When TheJoose runs accross group of players kickin’ the ‘sack around, no question, JJ jumps in, won’t even ask. Nothing is better in this world than pulling off a jester or a sick bag dagger. While in Cleveland for Sports conference [...]
Jock Joose brings you top notch footage of THE WEDGE. The Wedge is a world-famous bodyboarding, surfing & bodysurfing spot located at the extreme south end of the Balboa Peninsula in Newport Beach, California. During a south swell of a particular size and direction, the Wedge can produce huge waves as spectacular and intimidating as [...]
Maria Kirilenko is a hottie Russian tennis player. She hasn’t quite made the headlines of Sharapova, but in due time. We love her at Jock Joose. Here are some pics of the 22 year old for your viewing pleasure.
It’s about that time where Team Jock Joose puts the press on hold and answers the burning questions of our readers. We had plenty of submissions this week so if we didn’t get to you, keep submittin’! Joe (Cleveland, OH) – I really don’t appreciate your article where you trash the city of Cleveland. All [...]
Attention all NFL fans, you may now resume watching MNF without muting your TV. The always annoying Tony Kornheiser has been removed from the lineup and has been replaced with John Gruden, citing a fear of flying as the main catalyst in his decision. We are not buying that reason at Jock Joose, and are [...]
On the day wide receiver Terrell Owens made his debut with the Buffalo Bills at a voluntary minicamp, Buffalo mayor Bryon Brown handed T.O. the key to the city. This key will specifically enable Owens to be a cancer to the Bills team and effectively ruin their season. In addition, all satisfaction that Bills fans [...]
By taking a point from Arsenal with a match remaining, Manchester United were crowned as English Premier League champions for the third successive year. Clearly, the operation being run out of Old Trafford is a superior one with great coaching and players. Take the performances this year of the ageless Ryan Giggs, the ugly Wayne [...]