Archive for June, 2009

[extreme] Wingsuits

One of the cooler things you will ever see. Wingsuit flying in Norway. Close to mountains. Going very fast. Clench your cheeks.

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Buff chick will beat your face in and save you from a fire

Amazingly awesome but beware of pythons

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Manny returns to normal baseball

Manny Ramirez will close out his minor league stint on Tuesday en route back to the big leagues. Ramirez as suspended 50 games by MLB for failing a drug test in which results suggested he took something to make his dong work better.
Regarding the public abuse Manny has been subjected to, one fan expresses his [...]

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Yaoch, that hurts

Rockets team physician Tom Clanton confirmed on Monday that Yao Ming’s broken left foot “has the potential for him missing this next season and could be career threatening.”
Yao is scheduled to meet with more specialists to determine the best course of action, hopefully avoiding yet another surgery. He hasn’t had any pain or swelling, but [...]

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Ocho Cinco likens MJ death to 9/11

Smooth one, athlete formally known as Chad Johnson. This is what he had to say via twitter about MJ’s death:
“Okay, first Mrs. Fawcett now Mr. Jackson, please tell me that this is a mistaken rumor, if not this is just as sad as 9/11 …”
Then he realized he was potentially being a dumbass….
“okay not as [...]

Monday, June 29th, 2009

[what a tease] USA loses

Up 2-0 at half. Lose 3-2. Overpowered.

Monday, June 29th, 2009

USA USA USA!

Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Argentina vs Spain – SOCCER FIGHT!!! [awesome matchup]

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Coolest Sports Tricks EVER. Great selections from our editing staff. Vids and more.

Jooose editors have searched far and wide to find what we are calling, the coolest sports tricks ever.
A couple prime selections:

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Sick shot

Amazing

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Celts, Ainge offer Ray Ray and Rondo to Pistons

The Boston Celtics appear willing to make major roster changes to balance a chance for a championship run and future financial flexibility. The Celtics offered Ray Allen and Rajon Rondo to the Detroit Pistons for a package that included Richard Hamilton, Tayshaun Prince and Rodney Stuckey, league sources told Yahoo! Sports.
What?! You need these guys [...]

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

US to face top ranked Spain today

It took a miracle to make it out of the group stage with a 3-0 victory over Egypt and a simultaneous 3-0 win by Brazil over Italy. Now the USMT must take on Spain, the world’s top ranked team in the semifinals of the Confederation Cup in South Africa.
We are f*cked.
Spain could beat us with [...]

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Obama to throw out first All-Star pitch

President Barack Obama will throw out the ceremonial first pitch for the 2009 All-Star Game at Busch Stadium in St. Louis on July 14, Major League Baseball announced on Tuesday.
Let’s hope he doesn’t throw it like this terdnugget:

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Coincidence?

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Lucas Glover wins US Open!!!

Glover wins, Glover wins!
Who the f is Lucas Glover????!!!!
This was Glover’s second win, the first being in 2005 at the FUNAI Classic at Disney World. Another sick victory for sure.
As anonymous as this man may be, he has still earned 10.5 million dollars in his career in just nine years. That is silly money.
Lucas, [...]

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009