Phillies slugger Ryan Howard could return to the lineup Tuesday at Tampa Bay after being hospitalized over the weekend with flu symptoms. The team said on Monday that he has acute sinusitis. JockJoose resident medic Dr. Harry Bear thinks otherwise however. “Mr. Howard, he has all the symptons that make up the swine flu. Piggy [...]

Daly was driving his bigass bus and smashed into a tunnel. The ceiling was too low and when he realized it, he sped up to try to make it through. Needless to say, the tunnel came out on top and debris destroyed a passenger car desperately trying to make it by unscathed. Here is what [...]

MIAMI (AP) — Alex Rodriguez, Major League Baseball’s highest paid player, was benched for two games by the New York Yankees on Friday for what he and the team called “fatigue.” Rodriguez is batting .145 (8 for 55) in June. He’s in an 0-for-15 slump, and is hitting .212 with nine homers and 26 RBIs. [...]

Clearly, Giambi is the worst person of these three, but there is no denying that he has the best stache of the three. Michael Phelps’ growth looks like a weak fu man chu and Rollie Fingers looks like a straight up pedophile.

[Deadspin]The New York galleries are so lively, we’ve heard all week. They’re great for golf, and the players love it! Turns out, it’s all just a euphemism for “New Yorkers like to get tanked and heckle Tiger Woods.” You see, when it’s pouring rain, you’re nearing your 10th hour on a golf course, Tiger’s not [...]

This guy can swing a bat, let go of it, have the bat spin around, catch it and crush homers. We have Josh Womack pulling off his crazy bat skills at Long Beach Armada 2009 Training Camp.

Protests raged on today in Iran as the country’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, kept up his “definitive victory” crap… But wait! is that guy wearing a Steelers jersey? Wait, Yes. He is definitely wearing a Steelers jersey! Goooo Steeeeee-lahs! In what has to be an attempt to instill fear in the hearts of his [...]

Ah, to live in England..

Former Ohio State tailback Maurice Clarett, who is serving a prison sentence, recently requested Gov. Ted Strickland to pardon him, 10TV News reported. Clarett, 25, who has been imprisoned since 2006, is not scheduled to be released until Feb. 3, 2014 from the Toledo Correctional Institution after he was arrested on concealed weapons charges in [...]

The 2009 US Open at Bethpage Black was cancelled mid-first round today as the course was too hard for the field of sixty four players, even for fifteen-time major champion Tiger Woods. “I’d rather never play golf for the rest of my life than play that ridiculous course ever again. Nothing is hard for Tiger, [...]