John Daly made an amazing run at the leaderboard Friday as he shot a second round 88 (+16) to put himself in contention at +20 for the tournament. Although he is in last place, he did make a ten on the par four first hole to ensure a sizzling start to the day.
You go John. [...]

Faster than you

Unfortunately it is the truth. Everything the dude has said has been spot on. When asked what he thought out Ortiz and Manny, he said “When you tell me something I didn’t already know, I’ll be surprised.”
“And I’ll tell you this, Major League Baseball is going to have a big, big problem on their hands [...]

Boom goes the Mitchell report!

Season’s almost here

Michael Phelps placed second in the 200-free Tuesday at the World Championships in Rome, Italy.
Two fun facts:
Winner Paul Biedermann of Germany was wearing a full body suit made of polyurethane (envision something chicks wear which makes you go faster in the water) while Phelps was wearing his traditional Speedo nuthugger. The bodysuit has not been [...]

Brett Favre says he is staying retired. The longtime quarterback tells JockJoose that staying retired and not joining the Minnesota Vikings was the hardest decision he’s ever made. The Vikings had openly courted Favre all summer.
Favre cited the that he didn’t want to go through the minutia of the league such as preseason, meetings, and [...]

JockJoose is on vacation

Please begin to move to your bomb shelters.
Stranger things could happen, right?
*Pigs could fly
*The US could adopt Mexico as a state
*RC Cola could overtake Coke and Pepsi
*North Korea and South Korea could unite
*The Wonderlic Test could be adopted as the new LSAT
*The Oakland Raiders will win the Super Bowl in 2010
*Barry Bonds is clean
*David Beckham [...]

“Shaq texts and Twitters me all the time saying he wants to fight Brock Lesnar. He’s been training for 10 years; Shaq’s probably the only dude in the NBA that can actually fight … I told Shaq, I said listen, ‘Win another NBA championship this year and then we’ll talk next year.’” – UFC Main [...]

Inability to make concrete decisions is a sign of both depression and Brett Favre’s recent behavior pattern. Knowing that he has nothing beyond playing football other than the occasional deer hunt, anxiety and depression has taken over the past 36 months of his life, thus affection his decisiveness.
He has given himself a July 30th deadline [...]

Tiger wins (and kills)
Potential live updates from Turnberry tomorrow by the JockJoose European staff

Ouch

Special report from someone who is not funny and does not know much about baseball and the home run derby in particular.