Archive for August, 2009
Beltre injures testicle, out indefinitely
Mariners third baseman Adrian Beltre might miss the rest of the season after taking a hard one-hopper to his groin off the bat of a White Sox player Thursday night. Manager Don Wakamatsu said the Gold Glove third baseman is out indefinitely, and might need surgery because of bleeding in a testicle. Beltre does not [...]
Yang-gate: Tiger places Asian golf advancement before PGA win
Chaska, MINN – The first reaction most golf fans had included the phrases “melt down”, “fluke”, and “major upset”. The truth is that Tiger Woods didn’t lose this one…he gave it away. Not far from Jack Nicklaus’ major tournament record, TW was placed in a unique situation with the leaderboard position of South Korean Y.E. [...]
[fantasy football droplets] Laurence Maroney
Wait isn’t this guy technically a bust? Even Sammy Morris has done more than him and now they have Fred Taylor to keep Maroney from getting a decent number of carries. Still, this is pretty sick even though there is zippy chance it is real.
PGA Championship Odds are in!!
Odds are in for the last major of the year! Bet all of your earnings on Tiger Woods to earn nothing!
Shepherding – goat pong
Youkilis gets tossed by pitcher and ump
There is no way this pitch was intentional. Youk is crazy. Of course, he did get plunked the night before, so we’d assume this mound charge was more out of frustration. Rules broken: 1. Don’t throw your helmet at someone 2. Don’t attack someone and get thrown down
[martial arts] this guy will hurt you
Don’t run into this guy late night after a bar and challenge him. He will inflict much damage on your life.
Whoring of the week
JockJoose fell victim to the largest whoring in recent adult coed sports history over the weekend. Let’s have a recap and let you be the judge on the final decision: Friday afternoon – Arrive in Virginia Beach. Arrangements to get picked up at airport are blown when it is realized that the wrong airport was [...]
Tiger wins again
Victory #70 2nd in a row 7th on that particular course Has won over 50% of WGC tournaments (unfathomable statistic) Five wins this year in twelve tournaments (ridonkulous) This was the nail in the coffin In other news, he will be fined for criticizing a tournament official’s decision to put them on the clock for [...]
Cabbie gets NFL beatdown
Chicago Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane and his cousin were arrested early Sunday morning for assaulting and robbing a cab driver in Buffalo, according to several news sources in that city. According to a police report, the 20-year-old Kane and his cousin James M. Kane, 21, were arrested around 5am et after allegedly punching the cabbie [...]
[Boxing Ring] Devastating KO’s
[tech] robot baseball
Don’t know about this one. Seems creepy. Visions of d-day in Terminator come to mind.
Manning hits jackpot
Eli Manning agreed to a six-year, $97 million contract extension, an average salary of roughly $15.3 million, on Wednesday. The easygoing New Orleans native, who took over as the Giants starter midway through his rookie season in 2004, has proven a worthy No. 1 overall draft pick. In his first four NFL seasons, Manning has [...]
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