Archive for August, 2009

Vick’s an Eagle, PETA thrilled

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Beltre injures testicle, out indefinitely

Mariners third baseman Adrian Beltre might miss the rest of the season after taking a hard one-hopper to his groin off the bat of a White Sox player Thursday night. Manager Don Wakamatsu said the Gold Glove third baseman is out indefinitely, and might need surgery because of bleeding in a testicle. Beltre does not [...]

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Yang-gate: Tiger places Asian golf advancement before PGA win

Chaska, MINN – The first reaction most golf fans had included the phrases “melt down”, “fluke”, and “major upset”. The truth is that Tiger Woods didn’t lose this one…he gave it away. Not far from Jack Nicklaus’ major tournament record, TW was placed in a unique situation with the leaderboard position of South Korean Y.E. [...]

Monday, August 17th, 2009

[fantasy football droplets] Laurence Maroney

Wait isn’t this guy technically a bust? Even Sammy Morris has done more than him and now they have Fred Taylor to keep Maroney from getting a decent number of carries. Still, this is pretty sick even though there is zippy chance it is real.

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

PGA Championship Odds are in!!

Odds are in for the last major of the year! Bet all of your earnings on Tiger Woods to earn nothing!

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Shepherding – goat pong

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Youkilis gets tossed by pitcher and ump

There is no way this pitch was intentional. Youk is crazy. Of course, he did get plunked the night before, so we’d assume this mound charge was more out of frustration. Rules broken: 1. Don’t throw your helmet at someone 2. Don’t attack someone and get thrown down

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

[martial arts] this guy will hurt you

Don’t run into this guy late night after a bar and challenge him. He will inflict much damage on your life.

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Whoring of the week

JockJoose fell victim to the largest whoring in recent adult coed sports history over the weekend. Let’s have a recap and let you be the judge on the final decision: Friday afternoon – Arrive in Virginia Beach. Arrangements to get picked up at airport are blown when it is realized that the wrong airport was [...]

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Tiger wins again

Victory #70 2nd in a row 7th on that particular course Has won over 50% of WGC tournaments (unfathomable statistic) Five wins this year in twelve tournaments (ridonkulous) This was the nail in the coffin In other news, he will be fined for criticizing a tournament official’s decision to put them on the clock for [...]

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Cabbie gets NFL beatdown

Chicago Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane and his cousin were arrested early Sunday morning for assaulting and robbing a cab driver in Buffalo, according to several news sources in that city. According to a police report, the 20-year-old Kane and his cousin James M. Kane, 21, were arrested around 5am et after allegedly punching the cabbie [...]

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

[Boxing Ring] Devastating KO’s

Friday, August 7th, 2009

[tech] robot baseball

Don’t know about this one. Seems creepy. Visions of d-day in Terminator come to mind.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Manning hits jackpot

Eli Manning agreed to a six-year, $97 million contract extension, an average salary of roughly $15.3 million, on Wednesday. The easygoing New Orleans native, who took over as the Giants starter midway through his rookie season in 2004, has proven a worthy No. 1 overall draft pick. In his first four NFL seasons, Manning has [...]

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Fangraphs.com

If you are a stat-head like us at JockJoose, then you have to check out this site. JockJoose loves numbers and intellect and therefore loves www.fangraphs.com. Baseball only analysis.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009