Archive for September, 2009

[Hockey Babes] Dallas Stars Ice Girls in Bikinis

Dallas Stars are a decent hockey club, expected to do well this season. The Dallas Stars Ice Girls are babes, and there is little doubt they will have a positive impact on the Stars. We have some delicious photography for you, sports fans.
See the rest of the Dallas Ice Girl Pictorial:

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

USC RB drops bench press on neck

USC running back Stafon Johnson is having throat surgery Monday after a weightlifting accident in a campus weight room.
The senior was bench-pressing in the morning with a spotter when the bar fell out of his right hand and landed on his throat, according to a report on USC’s Web site.
Johnson is in critical but stable [...]

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

[hooligans] West Ham and Millwall punished for riot

So that was the gist of what happened between the two English football clubs. Among other things, supporters invaded the pitch twice after West Ham scored and a 44-year-old man was taken to hospital with a stab wound. Bunch of bloody lads in the video as well. A couple players were subjected to racist taunts.
Let’s [...]

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

[weightlifting] can you do this?

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Hockey’s back – fight night in Canada, eh?

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Worst of the weekend

Here are the worst people in sports based on last weekend’s action.
10. Ladainian Tomlinson – You are screwing fantasy owners everywhere. Either play or retire. If you play, stop sucking and resume running for 180 yards and three touchdowns a game.
9. Eric Mangini – You appear here for breaking the final straw of Brady Quinn’s [...]

Monday, September 28th, 2009

[in all seriousness] Big ups to Phil

After a year of terrible family problems, Lefty bounced back to win the Tour Championship. Props from JockJoose.

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Lions beat Redskins for first win in twenty games

Immediate thoughts:
- All Redskins fans are looking for a new team to root for
- Fire Jim Zorn
- You see, Jason Campbell really isn’t the problem
- Clinton Portis needs to toughen up and run people over like the old days
- If you need seven yards on third down to score, then throw it at least seven [...]

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Godzilla Tron specs

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones lives by such mottos as “Go hard or go home”, “The bigger the better”, and “The bigger your giant TV, then the bigger your schlong.”
Some specs on him new Godzilla-Tron at Cowboys Stadium, which is a Diamond Vision, made my Mitsubishi Electric (by the way, the announcers kept calling it [...]

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Footie babes

Excellent link. You are welcome. Go to the archives for the full gamut.
http://soccerlens.com/babes/

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

[College Football] Clemson Fan Extemely Upset After Loss to Georgia Tech

Very emotional Clemson fan caught on camera and used during the ESPN overview highlight of the Clemson versus Georgia Tech game on September 10, 2009.
Clemson wound up losing the game, 27-30, by a last minute field goal after coming back from 24 points down.
Note: The use of the Telestrator and Chris Fowler struggling to [...]

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Plax welcomed by other prisoners to jail

Plaxico Burress got a zero’s welcome behind bars at Rikers Island, including taunts of “a – – hole!” and “The Giants suck!” according to jail guards. “He was depressed,” said one guard from Rikers, where the former Giants superstar spent his first-ever night behind bars. “He was trying to keep to himself, but everyone was [...]

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Joose Presents: Another Fantastic Soccer Goal. Best EVER?

Hey America – maybe this will get you to start watching some REAL football! Talk about the HOT Corner.

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Russian Hacker Scores – GOOOAAALLll!! Hacks a Football Game in Real Life.

Based on the man’s sweater, mass, and ability to move – it is easy to classify him as having a 10% chance of stealing YOUR identity in the next year – or, crashing your next party – or, obviously, scoring goals for the wrong teams in your sporting events.

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Thoughts on Skip Bayless of ESPN

Skip Bayless is the biggest toolbag in sports media. Not only do his opinions suck, but he is a narrow minded turd with a terrible personality.
Fact: JockJoose loves soccer.
Fact: Skip Bayless trashes it constantly like an uncultured prick.
Myth: Skip Bayless played sports at a high level seeing as he talks like he did.
Fact: Skip Bayless [...]

Friday, September 18th, 2009