Ochocinco learns the ins and outs of Wall Street. Child Please!

Just hours after he also did it to Obamarama.

Shaq gets smoked by Phelps in the pool… but only by 17 hundredths of a second. Shaq followed up the loss with a weak cannon ball at the end of the tape

If you’re American, check it out on ESPN2 here and there. Best annual sporting competition there is. Check out the footage below from a few games this week. We at JockJoose hate Real Madrid and Cristiano Ronaldo, but goals one and five in this video are sick nasty. Arsenal’s second goal is offsides no doubt. [...]

Not sure what the big fuss about Tom Brady blowing off a post game on-the-field interview with Suzy Kolber is. Either way, the argument is being made that he is the face of the Patriots and should live up to his responsibilities with the media. Not true and this is why: – He is Tom [...]

You may have seen Bud Light’s “Tailgate Approved” Grooler while watching NFL action – A cooler and Grill Hybrid/combo. Did you know? You can legit buy this, online at Bud Lights online headquarters. $125 scores your a couple coolers and a grill. Grooler. All Bud Light branded. Check this focker out: http://www.tailgateapproved.com/

Speaking of Roger….check this one out:

Lucky he didn’t start a riot… Adebayor played for Arsenal last season before transferring to Manchester City this season. Just last week, he publicly insulted Arsenal fans and players. He scored against them Saturday and pooed in their face.

Not sure which is less likely to happen, Roger Federer saying a naughty word or losing in the final of a major tournament. Probably saying a naughty word given he has lost a few major finals in the past two years. Federer argued with chair umpire Jake Garner during a changeover in the U.S. Open [...]

Read this article from Jay Busbee….this would induce for most normal humans. Three feet. It’s not quite inside the leather, not quite gimme, but close. Veeery close. So close that you’ve probably knocked down a hundred of them in your life without thinking twice about it. Brandt Snedeker would love to have one of those [...]

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1. Serena Williams, US Open 2009 Williams was fined $10,000 for unsportsmanlike conduct by the U.S. Open. This is the maximum amount a Grand Slam tournament can levy against a player, but not the highest in the sport – Maria Sharapova, for instance, was fined $125,000 for pulling out of a tournament in Berlin in [...]

And on to the predictions for the AFC conference…. AFC East (Tom Brady’s playground) 4. Buffalo Bills – The arrival of Terrell Owens certainly isn’t going to save this team, who fired their offense coordinator just before the season started. Not having RB/Thug Marshawn Lynch for the first for games won’t be helpful. 3. Miami [...]

Brett Favre took the next step in his embarrassing comeback by attempting to come up with early excuses for him imminent failure with the Minnesota Vikings. “I may not finish the year,” he said Wednesday. “No one thought I’d play 18 straight years without missing a game, me included. I have no idea what’s going [...]

Jeter got three hits to match Gehrig with 2,721 in a Yankees uniform, a mark the Hall of Famer had held by himself for more than 70 years. Jeter had a chance to break the record, but he walked against reliever Grant Balfour after New York’s comeback in the eighth. “He’s one of the classiest [...]