who are those people in the upper right corner? wtf japanese tv?!

Oh David Beckham, those shifty eyes went to the wrong spot and your Spice Girl wife is extremely pissed off about it. Pic five just about sums up every man’s frustration with relationships. Love his half assed attempt to console. Busted!

Quick hits from the weekend: *Tiger Woods dominated the rest of the world, going 5-0 in the President’s Cup, en route to a USA victory. This should end the flack he typically gets for “not showing up” to team events such as this and the Ryder Cup. *Don’t think this Yankees team is going to [...]

So we weren’t perfect last week and went 9-5 with our picks. But come on…who knew that Jacksonville would explode, Dallas would implode, Mark Clayton would forget how to catch, Pittsburgh would run effectively, and TO wouldn’t catch a single pass? So here we go again: B’more over Cincy – Mark Clayton comes back to [...]

“It’s tough to swallow,” Holliday said. “Obviously, I feel terrible. But I just missed the ball. It hit my stomach. I think I can catch a ball hit right at me.” No Matt, it didn’t hit you in the stomach. It actually hit you in your balls, which makes this even more of a gaffe. [...]

AP – PARIS — A French gay soccer team says its members were victims of homophobia when a team of Muslim players refused to play a match against them. The Paris Foot Gay team says Tuesday it received an e-mail from the Creteil Bebel club canceling a match scheduled for last Sunday. “Because of the [...]

We are finding it increasingly hard to find South Dakota sports news. In lieu of a real story, let’s take a moment and cheer on the pride of the state…the Jackrabbits! Fight Rabbits Fight! Jump on his f*****g head!!! Enter the chickens!!!!!

When Bo Jackson struck out (pictured on the right), the 6-foot-1 Jackson entertained the masses by channeling his disappointment into a show of strength — by snapping his bat over his knee like it was a toothpick. …As you can see in the photographic evidence above obtained from the Yankees’ 7-2 playoff victory over the [...]

Let JockJoose save you some $$ on instructional weight lifting videos… This is the weight lifting video of 2010.

Stats are in and JockJoose Sports Network is in nearly every home in the United States. Except for South Dakota, who have registered a whopping zero visits since our Spring ’09 launch. Therefore, we are deeming the rest of this week South Dakota week in an effort to appeal to our friends in the Mount [...]

Well, you can give as much crap as you want to Brett Favre, but it looks like he is still pretty good to everyone’s dismay. In a game where Adrian Peterson was bottled up and prevented from hitting the edge, Favre picked apart the Green Bay secondary when it counted. But then he cried during [...]

JockJoose set up camp at Gillette Stadium for the Pats-Ravens game over the weekend. Highlights included: *Drinking a dozen beers *Being called a purple f****t for wearing a Baltimore jersey *Passing out and snoring *Penalty called anytime Brady got touched (getting ridiculous at this point) All in all, wicked good matchup. Just when the Pats [...]

Right off the bat, Alex Ovechkin is looking like he is going to earn another Hart trophy as MVP, which would be his third in a row. How many people have done that you ask? Two – Bobby Orr and Wayne Gretzky….good company. He is a rock star.