Using an advanced version of the mosaic theory combined with our patented athlete logic engines, JockJoose analysts have pieced together the Tiger Woods auto crash story that happened on Thanksgiving morning.
Midnight Thanksgiving day – Tiger arrives home after a light training session in which he benched 600 pounds and hit 54,000 golf balls on the [...]
The most entertaining wide receiver in the game is smartly planning for his post-NFL career with the introduction of the Ocho Cinco Condom. It even comes with a ruler on the box to measure your mettle off the field.
Rumor has it that the following NFL members are also trying to launch their own line of [...]
It feels like he is dying doesn’t it? AI has retired. His last act as a ball player with no team wanting to give him the rock 35 minutes a game. Granted, he was a punk at times, but AI was the man. At G’Town, he was the man. In Philly, he was the man. [...]
JockJoose has been traveling up and down the east coast the last week looking for news. In the meantime, our loyal readers have continued to fire across mailbag items. Without further ado..
Mark, Tampa – I used to think Florida was cool, but our teams suck now. What the hell is happening? There is no way [...]
ZURICH (Reuters) – Argentina coach Diego Maradona was banned for two months and fined more than $24,000 (14,359 pounds) on Sunday after a foul-mouthed outburst at the end of last month’s decisive World Cup qualifier in Uruguay.
Maradona, 49, who faced a potential ban from some of his team’s matches at next year’s World Cup, apologised [...]
Winning is so awesome sometimes as an owner that the inexplicable is done. In this case, 86 year old Titans owner Bud Adams showed his gratitude to the Buffalo Bills via twin birdies. Not even two quick ones. He held those mothers out long enough for all of Buffalo to take in. What happened next? [...]
Bill Belichick made a gutsy call on a fourth and two in his own half on Sunday against the Colts and paid the ultimate price – giving Peyton Manning a short field to go and win the game, which he happily did with little time left on the clock.
Thoughts:
* Only Belichick would make this call. [...]
Chiefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe has been suspended for four games after violating the league’s performance enhancing substance abuse policy. While his agent says it was a weight loss supplement, that is neither here or there. Dwayne – you’re either helping fantasy players or you’re not, so right now you are dead to us.
Stupidly, the [...]
I’m an active person, and I’m on the internet a lot. So after seeing the ubiquitous FRS free trial ads which feature ripped athletes i decided to pay $3.99 for shipping and get the free trial supply, knowing that i’d never buy the stuff at full price since all brand name supplements are ridiculously overpriced and never [...]
People – Mike Tyson and a photographer made citizen’s arrests on one another after getting into a scuffle Wednesday at Los Angeles International Airport, police say.
At 4:30 p.m., the former boxing champ, 43, was passing through LAX from Europe en route to Las Vegas when a celebrity photographer began taking his picture at the United [...]
Ejected after 65 seconds. Probably not worth hitting a guy if he has a helmet on Tommie…
Apparently, Sosa is going through a skin rejuvenation process that looks eerily similar to the King of Pop’s former skin issues. We are currently hitting the lab to see if roids have an adverse effect on skin color.
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This was definitely not on purpose, but nonetheless would be exciting if you had any part in that game. I’ve caught the goalie out and scored from a kickoff twice in my life, but this is just silly.
When this batter rushed the mound.. the world heard it.
glumbert – Hold your feet! Korean baseball gets strange