Archive for December, 2009
Yukigassen promoting global interaction and breaking down political barriers
The history of “Yukigassen” as a sport across national boundaries is being created. The number of players is increasing throughout the world, including in Finland where the European Championship is held. A team consists of 9 (7 regular) players and a captain. Yukigassen requires strong willpower, quick judgment and intelligence to create clever tactics. Only [...]
Merry Xmas from JockJoose Sports
Monday Night slaughtering
And to think the bookies started to tighten the spread right before kickoff. They were actually showing the ‘Skins some respect before their embarassing slaughtering. No doubt that Jim Zorn ran this trick play to rise above his insolent executive bosses and get back at them for two years of mole-whacking him into lifelessness.
How’d the [...]
Flozell Adams is a meathead
There are different ways to congratulate your teammates on scoring a touchdown, but this probably isn’t the best way to do so with your starting running back. If this was Brian Westbrook, he may have died.
The NFL is very sucky about having YouTube postings of their games, so all we can provide is this link.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d81516a05/Marion-Barber-TD
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[fantasy football] Jerome Harrison goes off
Most leagues have Jerome Harrison, Cleveland Browns running back, somewhere in the fold. Usually he is on the bench. Only four percent of leagues started him this week. Any owner that saw this stat line probably deuced their panties, ruing a missed chance for some major points:
34 carries
286 yards
3 touchdowns
2 receptions
12 yards
This translates into nearly [...]
NFL – Tokyo Drift style
Yahoo – When it came to talking trash about who’s faster, NFL rushing leader Chris Johnson won going away Wednesday.
Johnson said speedy Miami Dolphins receiver Ted Ginn Jr.(notes) stood him up when they agreed to a foot race during a summer pool party on Miami Beach.
“We were going to race down Ocean Drive,” said Johnson, [...]
Tiger Woods wins Athlete/Dumbass of the Decade
In an astonishing triumph over career-damaging scandal, embattled golfer Tiger Woods won high honors as both the Associated Press “Athlete of the Decade” and Planet Earth’s “Dumbass of the Decade” yesterday – beating out seven-time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong for the former and G.W. Bush for the latter.
With his 12 [...]
Chris Henry burning up Google…in a very bad way
Not much has come out on this story, but it drawing a whole lot of interest. Cincinnati Bengals WR is currently on life support after sustaining life threatening head injuries from a bizarre accident earlier tonight. Following an argument with his fiance in Charlotte, NC, Henry jumped in the back of her pickup truck as [...]
[You're Fired!] Getting Canned over Fantasy Football
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Blindfolded keepup – try it at work
Mascot provides crowd pleasing entertainment in epic fail of a dunk
Goodnight tailbone. Even his little mascot face looks like it is in pain. Wonder what percentage of the crowd is laughing hysterically…
Mascot Tries to Dunk Off Exercise Ball – Watch more Funny Videos
Amazing motorcycle stunt
Tosh.0
Motorcycle Granny
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Web Redemption
2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction
Demi Moore Picture
Gatorade drops drink line, Tiger in need of electrolytes
Gatorade officials confirmed to CNBC on Tuesday afternoon that its subline “Gatorade Tiger Focus” will be discontinued.
The decision, they say, has absolutely nothing to do with recent events surrounding Woods, but more to do with a strategy devised months ago to streamline their offerings.
In related news, Tiger Woods has been seen desperately searching for a [...]
The women of the world cup….
Denmark wins
North Korea loses
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