Archive for December, 2009

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Thursday, December 31st, 2009

Yukigassen promoting global interaction and breaking down political barriers

The history of “Yukigassen” as a sport across national boundaries is being created. The number of players is increasing throughout the world, including in Finland where the European Championship is held. A team consists of 9 (7 regular) players and a captain. Yukigassen requires strong willpower, quick judgment and intelligence to create clever tactics. Only [...]

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Merry Xmas from JockJoose Sports

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Monday Night slaughtering

And to think the bookies started to tighten the spread right before kickoff. They were actually showing the ‘Skins some respect before their embarassing slaughtering. No doubt that Jim Zorn ran this trick play to rise above his insolent executive bosses and get back at them for two years of mole-whacking him into lifelessness.

How’d the [...]

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Flozell Adams is a meathead

There are different ways to congratulate your teammates on scoring a touchdown, but this probably isn’t the best way to do so with your starting running back. If this was Brian Westbrook, he may have died.
The NFL is very sucky about having YouTube postings of their games, so all we can provide is this link.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d81516a05/Marion-Barber-TD
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Monday, December 21st, 2009

[fantasy football] Jerome Harrison goes off

Most leagues have Jerome Harrison, Cleveland Browns running back, somewhere in the fold. Usually he is on the bench. Only four percent of leagues started him this week. Any owner that saw this stat line probably deuced their panties, ruing a missed chance for some major points:
34 carries
286 yards
3 touchdowns
2 receptions
12 yards
This translates into nearly [...]

Monday, December 21st, 2009

NFL – Tokyo Drift style

Yahoo – When it came to talking trash about who’s faster, NFL rushing leader Chris Johnson won going away Wednesday.
Johnson said speedy Miami Dolphins receiver Ted Ginn Jr.(notes) stood him up when they agreed to a foot race during a summer pool party on Miami Beach.
“We were going to race down Ocean Drive,” said Johnson, [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Tiger Woods wins Athlete/Dumbass of the Decade

In an astonishing triumph over career-damaging scandal, embattled golfer Tiger Woods won high honors as both the Associated Press “Athlete of the Decade” and Planet Earth’s “Dumbass of the Decade” yesterday – beating out seven-time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong for the former and G.W. Bush for the latter.
With his 12 [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Chris Henry burning up Google…in a very bad way

Not much has come out on this story, but it drawing a whole lot of interest. Cincinnati Bengals WR is currently on life support after sustaining life threatening head injuries from a bizarre accident earlier tonight. Following an argument with his fiance in Charlotte, NC, Henry jumped in the back of her pickup truck as [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

[You're Fired!] Getting Canned over Fantasy Football

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Blindfolded keepup – try it at work

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Mascot provides crowd pleasing entertainment in epic fail of a dunk

Goodnight tailbone. Even his little mascot face looks like it is in pain. Wonder what percentage of the crowd is laughing hysterically…
Mascot Tries to Dunk Off Exercise Ball – Watch more Funny Videos

Monday, December 14th, 2009

Amazing motorcycle stunt

Tosh.0

Motorcycle Granny

www.comedycentral.com

Web Redemption
2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction
Demi Moore Picture

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Gatorade drops drink line, Tiger in need of electrolytes

Gatorade officials confirmed to CNBC on Tuesday afternoon that its subline “Gatorade Tiger Focus” will be discontinued.
The decision, they say, has absolutely nothing to do with recent events surrounding Woods, but more to do with a strategy devised months ago to streamline their offerings.
In related news, Tiger Woods has been seen desperately searching for a [...]

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

The women of the world cup….

Denmark wins
North Korea loses
Click here for all the women of the world cup

Thursday, December 10th, 2009