Archive for December, 2009

[bloopers] crappy fishing show outtakes

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

[Babes][Boxing] Brazilian Bikini Roller Boxing

Brought to you by Pineappleope.com Brazilian Bikini Roller Boxing (BBRB) will probably top the popularity of the sport of Baseball (MLB), or quite possibly reach the world wide popularity of Soccer (futbol). While it is not huge yet (in America), you can be sure with a concept like this, within the next several months 98% [...]

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Redskins season in a nutshell

So many chances to lock this one up boys. You blew it. Your one signature win down the drain. 3-9. It blows being a Redskins fan.

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Gators lose to Tide, Texas squeak by Huskers, Title contenders set

A few thoughts as we don’t want to get into the whole analysis of the BCS debacle. *The Gators were overrated all year (so was Tebow), so this was not unexpected. *TCU should be in the title game, not Texas. *Florida coach Urban Meyer was taken to the hospital and treated for dehydration after the [...]

Monday, December 7th, 2009

[Worst Ever] Cry Me a river Tim Tebow

This is the biggest violation possible in sports.  Crying after a loss.  Tim Tebow is the worst.    Coach Urban Meyer might possibly bench him in the team’s upcoming Sugar Bowl appearance.   He is quoted “First it was the God stuff on his eyeblack - its pretty gay but I could deal with that, but now he’s [...]

Monday, December 7th, 2009

[WC South Africa - Part I] World Cup fever begins; Americans get favorable draw; North Korea f*%^ed!!

The World Cup draw is like Christmas to us world football fans. If you have no idea what we are talking about then think about what it would be like to realign all of the divisions in the NFL or MLB, picking one team at a time. Your bottom would tighten up with every drawing, [...]

Monday, December 7th, 2009

[worst ever] laziest football play ever

Possible reasons: Did not want to be flagged offsides. Taking a dump. Fell asleep. Had a boner and didn’t want anyone to see. He was admiring the turf management. There was a glitch in the game. Remove game, blow on bottom, reinsert game and hit reset. Bobby Bowden is old and blind; he won’t see [...]

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Ohio State player breaks back on dunk

Ouch. Out eight weeks.

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Sanchez refuses to slide, front office angry

This week Joe Giradi, manager of the 2009 World Series champion New York Yankees, came to advise Mark on the best way to slide to avoid injury. Jets coaching were amazed at how quickly he picked it up, given he’d neglected the act thus far in his pro career, often flying headfirst between opposing defenders. [...]

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Vikings pair sniped by speed traps

The Minneapolis Star-Tribune reports: Vikings receiver Bernard Berrian joined teammate Adrian Peterson in the speeding ticket club after going 104 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone the day after the Vikings beat the Bears 36-10. According to patrol Capt. Matt Langer, a trooper stopped Berrian at 9:38 p.m. in the southbound lane on Monday. Meanwhile, [...]

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Stuttering Tiger

A transcription of one of the messages Tiger left with the NY cocktail waitress. If this was really Tiger, then god help him in the face of the media: “Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My [...]

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Caught by Tiger’s tale…a third woman?

celebrity-gossip.net – Things keep getting worse for Tiger Woods , as yet another woman has come forward to say she’s had an affair with the golf pro. Las Vegas beauty and marketing manager for The Bank Nightclub Kalika Moquin has been named as another mistress, bringing Tiger’s total of “other women” to 3. According to [...]

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Live Tiger crash footage!!

Our colleagues at JingJoose in Asia have uncovered live Tiger coverage!!

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Tiger moving the needle on Google

USA Today – One measure of Tiger Woods’ drawing power, if we needed any, is the fact that this afternoon the word currently topping the Google Trends most-searched list is “transgressions.” Related searches: Transgressions definition; Tiger Woods transgressions. The word figures prominently in Woods’ statement today apologizing publicly for his behavior following reports that of [...]

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Tiger and Elin looking good

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009