Archive for January, 2010

NFL playoffs

We at JockJoose Sports apologize for the lack of NFL playoff coverage. To be honest, we are torn because all of our beloved teams have lost. However, let’s provide some predictions for this weekend to make our wonderful readers feel whole again.
Jets at Indy
Why to take Indy: Peyton Manning. Though not the man in the [...]

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

[WHO DAT?] PARTY IN MIA – Miley Cyrus live in Miami

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

[Golf] Tiger Loves the Butt

Tiger comes clean, addicted to the butt… Here is video:

Critics said:

- he a jerk and he wont get a girl again
- I think Tiger Woods and David Duchovny should get together and cruise around North America in a convertible Cadillac Thelma and Louise style!….That would be fucking EPIC all over the news and shit…….Live [...]

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

[Football Dance] Chargers Running Back LaDainian Tomlinson Does the ‘LT Dance’

LaDainian Tomlinson is an American football running back for the San Diego Chargers of the National Football League and an up and coming Pop Artist.

LT FANS say What?:
- OUCH. This has to be a joke. LT is awesome, but this is comical. Why would he do this?
- Hold the Bacon… LT!!!
-hell ya chargers goin [...]

Monday, January 11th, 2010

[Soccer] Top 10 Misses

According to youtube user Ryansoccerrox, these are the ‘funniest’ misses, ever.

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

[Olympics] 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics Figure Skating Preview

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2010 is being called the ‘come back year’ for figure skating, after the event was nearly dropped from the Olympic games. In early 2009 critics of figure skating argued the event was less of a sport and more of a “dance recital on ice” – similar to the popular hit tv [...]

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

New England floods with tears over Welker injury

No survivors located

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Fiesta Bowl turns into lame party

Boise State and TCU! The first time we saw this matchup, we anticipated two offenses on steroids and trick plays out the wazzoo, wrapped up with an ending from a college football fairytale on quaaludes. The highest rated passer in the nation meets a running game resembling a Kenyan tribe on PED’s.
What did we get? [...]

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Chris Johnson – JockJoose NFL MVP

CJ2K took the throne from Adrian Peterson as best running back in the NFL with his 2,000 yard season, making him only the 6th player to do so. With 134 yards against the Broncos, CJ hit 2,006 on the season, also shattering Marshall Faulk’s 1999 record for yards from scrimmage in the process with 2,509. [...]

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Leeds United knocks Man U out of FA Cup

Thumbs up from JockJoose on this result.
Leeds, who fell from grace at the turn of the century mired in financial woes, knocked Manchester United out of the FA Cup with a Jermaine Beckford piece of composure.

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Pat White knocked out

This one looked bad as soon as it happened. A sprinting Pat White got tripped up near the sideline and was met by an Ike Taylor helmet. It would appear that White was immediately knocked out and amazingly that was the extent of damage to him. We at JockJoose thought the worst, but we were [...]

Monday, January 4th, 2010