Archive for February, 2010

[Performance Enhancement] Olympic Speed Skaters Wearing Thongs Perform Better

The Japanese long-track speed skating team wore impressive technologically advanced see-through spandex uniforms. These track suits were paired with black high-rise thongs for pure performance enhancements.
We assume the Japanese woman pictured above won 3 golds and broke 3 world records, and now is considered more of an Olympic heavyweight than reigning champ Michael [...]

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

The Twenty Hottest American Athletes at the 2010 Winter Olympics

The Twenty Hottest American Athletes at the 2010 Winter Olympics
There is room for debate here. Our top three are:
1. Tanith Belbin
2. Clair Bidez
3. Kristi Leskinen
Sorry Lindsay Vonn and Sasha Cohen, but you’re still hottie.

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

The Twenty Hottest Eastern Europeans at the Winter Olympics

The 20 Hottest Eastern Europeans and Beyond at the 2010 Winter Olympics
Claudia Toth wins. Not even debatable.

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

[Rules] New Rules to Make Sports Better

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

And the best Super Bowl ad award goes to…

The scene where the mom is banging on the door seals the deal.

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Who Dat you say? The new champs

“Maybe it’s our time.” That is what Saints QB Drew Brees said on December 6 after a comeback win against the Washington Redskins. Well, he was right.
I wouldn’t call that an outlandish prediction come true, but up until a couple weeks ago, people still had their doubts whether the Saints could win the Super Bowl. [...]

Monday, February 8th, 2010

[Winter Olympics Preview] Woman’s Bobsledding Run Goes Awry

In an unfortunate turn of events for this woman’s bobsledding team, this bobsledding run turns into the hottest Bobsledding Action in History.

Commentators said:
- bobsledders don’t wear underpants man that was all ass
- She had on a thong look again.
- no she did have a thong on underneath. You can quite clearly see it.
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Friday, February 5th, 2010

[SPORTS] OFFICIAL SUPERBOWL DRINKING GAME

super bowl drinking game – IT IS ON
The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game-WHO DAT!!!
1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1
4. [...]

Thursday, February 4th, 2010