Barcelona embarasses Manchester United in CL Final

May 28th, 2009 by why be athletic | Posted in soccer | 115 views

Barcelona outclassed Manchester United 2-0 in the Champions League final at the Stadio Olimpico on Wednesday.

Striker Samuel Eto’o struck the opener on 10 minutes when he cut in from the right past Nemanja Vidic and his low shot beat United goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar at his near post. Xavi cracked a free kick against the United post at the start of the second half before Lionel Messi sealed the win on 70 minutes when he headed home from Xavi’s cross. [Yahoo]

Additionally, it has been reported that thousands of bandwagon American Manchester United fans are sad that their team lost.

One American fan who would most likely never make such a far trip to see a soccer match said, “I don’t know anything about soccer, so I picked the most popular team and act like I know a lot about them. I am a tool and a real United fan would most likely stab me in the ass

Many fake American fans quoted the same.

Disclaimer: We at JockJoose do not support Man U.

2 Responses to “Barcelona embarasses Manchester United in CL Final”

  1. drh Says:

    the united havent been good since sir matt busby was manager

  2. competitor Says:

    Id like to see the united take on any one of the MLS teams, united will get SMOKED

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