Billy Mays was recognizable everywhere. Little do folks know, he was due to advertise a line a products specifically for pro athletes prior to his passing.

Flies Away for bad egg athletes – Specifically designed for Raiders owner Al Davis and Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, Flies Away will keep away bad eggs such as DeAngelo Hall and Pacman Jones, who have single handedly soured locker rooms and spirits.

Tool Band-It for Sammy Sosa – Ever lost track of your tools? Using the wrong ones? With Sammy Sosa in mind, this product means that he will never lose track of his regular bats again and have to resort to using his corked bats designated for BP.

Mighty Mendit – Marketed for the Lou Piniella crowd, this will surely help an angry, point-the-finger coach patch things up with his players. What’s that? You called Milton Bradley a piece of sh*t? No worries, just throw some Might Mendit on there and you will be best friends in no time!

Simoniz Fix It! for Redskins owner Daniel Snyder – This quick and easy applicant will surely repair that gaping hole on the offensive line or the missing second and third receivers. Just that one little piece Dan and you have a championship team!

Quick Chop – This one is for Michael Phelps to cut up his greenies.

Awesome Auger – This bad boy takes the hard work out of yard work. A slightly modified version will take the hard work out of NBA basketball. For such slackers as Lamar Odom or Richard Jefferson, cutting through an opposing defense has never been easier.

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