Archive for the 'fantasy sports' Category

[Athletic Battle] Tiger Woods VS Bo Jackson

The Official Battling system of the Internet has been released. VERSEU, located at http://verseu.com . They are currently hosting a number of Sports related battles, including the epic Tiger Woods VS Bo Jackson. Check it out: The best part? You can create a profile and start battling sports heroes! You vs Tiger, you vs Tim [...]

Monday, January 16th, 2012

Chris Johnson – JockJoose NFL MVP

CJ2K took the throne from Adrian Peterson as best running back in the NFL with his 2,000 yard season, making him only the 6th player to do so. With 134 yards against the Broncos, CJ hit 2,006 on the season, also shattering Marshall Faulk’s 1999 record for yards from scrimmage in the process with 2,509. [...]

Monday, January 4th, 2010

[fantasy football] Jerome Harrison goes off

Most leagues have Jerome Harrison, Cleveland Browns running back, somewhere in the fold. Usually he is on the bench. Only four percent of leagues started him this week. Any owner that saw this stat line probably deuced their panties, ruing a missed chance for some major points: 34 carries 286 yards 3 touchdowns 2 receptions [...]

Monday, December 21st, 2009

[You're Fired!] Getting Canned over Fantasy Football

Brought to you by Pineappleope.com If you happen to be reading this sentence while sitting in your cubicle at Fidelity Investments, then you’d better stop. Immediately. We cannot guarantee your safety. You’re only one click away from creating a fantasy league, and that would be a serious violation of company policy. In fact, you’ll get [...]

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Hot fantasy tip

Chiefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe has been suspended for four games after violating the league’s performance enhancing substance abuse policy. While his agent says it was a weight loss supplement, that is neither here or there. Dwayne – you’re either helping fantasy players or you’re not, so right now you are dead to us. Stupidly, [...]

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Favre rolls, gets some Dome against the Pack

Well, you can give as much crap as you want to Brett Favre, but it looks like he is still pretty good to everyone’s dismay. In a game where Adrian Peterson was bottled up and prevented from hitting the edge, Favre picked apart the Green Bay secondary when it counted. But then he cried during [...]

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

Russian Hacker Scores – GOOOAAALLll!! Hacks a Football Game in Real Life.

Based on the man’s sweater, mass, and ability to move – it is easy to classify him as having a 10% chance of stealing YOUR identity in the next year – or, crashing your next party – or, obviously, scoring goals for the wrong teams in your sporting events.

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Favre opens door to failure

Brett Favre took the next step in his embarrassing comeback by attempting to come up with early excuses for him imminent failure with the Minnesota Vikings. “I may not finish the year,” he said Wednesday. “No one thought I’d play 18 straight years without missing a game, me included. I have no idea what’s going [...]

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

mr. indecisive back for another round

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

[fantasy football droplets] Laurence Maroney

Wait isn’t this guy technically a bust? Even Sammy Morris has done more than him and now they have Fred Taylor to keep Maroney from getting a decent number of carries. Still, this is pretty sick even though there is zippy chance it is real.

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Hush Falls Over Patriots Camp As Tom Brady’s First 10 Passes Go 3 Yards

[the onion] FOXBOROUGH, MA—Excitement surrounding the return of quarterback Tom Brady devolved into mute panic Thursday as each of Brady’s first 10 passes barely made it to the line of scrimmage. “Oh, God,” said Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, breaking the silence that fell across the assembled players, coaches, and legions of fans who had [...]

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

[fantasy football droplets] Andre Johnson

Faster than you

Friday, July 31st, 2009

[fantasy football droplets] Chris Cooley

Season’s almost here

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009