And to think the bookies started to tighten the spread right before kickoff. They were actually showing the ‘Skins some respect before their embarassing slaughtering. No doubt that Jim Zorn ran this trick play to rise above his insolent executive bosses and get back at them for two years of mole-whacking him into lifelessness. How’d [...]

In an astonishing triumph over career-damaging scandal, embattled golfer Tiger Woods won high honors as both the Associated Press “Athlete of the Decade” and Planet Earth’s “Dumbass of the Decade” yesterday – beating out seven-time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong for the former and G.W. Bush for the latter. With his [...]

This is the biggest violation possible in sports.  Crying after a loss.  Tim Tebow is the worst.    Coach Urban Meyer might possibly bench him in the team’s upcoming Sugar Bowl appearance.   He is quoted “First it was the God stuff on his eyeblack - its pretty gay but I could deal with that, but now he’s [...]

The Minneapolis Star-Tribune reports: Vikings receiver Bernard Berrian joined teammate Adrian Peterson in the speeding ticket club after going 104 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone the day after the Vikings beat the Bears 36-10. According to patrol Capt. Matt Langer, a trooper stopped Berrian at 9:38 p.m. in the southbound lane on Monday. Meanwhile, [...]

A transcription of one of the messages Tiger left with the NY cocktail waitress. If this was really Tiger, then god help him in the face of the media: “Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My [...]

celebrity-gossip.net – Things keep getting worse for Tiger Woods , as yet another woman has come forward to say she’s had an affair with the golf pro. Las Vegas beauty and marketing manager for The Bank Nightclub Kalika Moquin has been named as another mistress, bringing Tiger’s total of “other women” to 3. According to [...]

Our colleagues at JingJoose in Asia have uncovered live Tiger coverage!!

USA Today – One measure of Tiger Woods’ drawing power, if we needed any, is the fact that this afternoon the word currently topping the Google Trends most-searched list is “transgressions.” Related searches: Transgressions definition; Tiger Woods transgressions. The word figures prominently in Woods’ statement today apologizing publicly for his behavior following reports that of [...]

Using an advanced version of the mosaic theory combined with our patented athlete logic engines, JockJoose analysts have pieced together the Tiger Woods auto crash story that happened on Thanksgiving morning. Midnight Thanksgiving day – Tiger arrives home after a light training session in which he benched 600 pounds and hit 54,000 golf balls on [...]

The most entertaining wide receiver in the game is smartly planning for his post-NFL career with the introduction of the Ocho Cinco Condom. It even comes with a ruler on the box to measure your mettle off the field. Rumor has it that the following NFL members are also trying to launch their own line [...]

JockJoose has been traveling up and down the east coast the last week looking for news. In the meantime, our loyal readers have continued to fire across mailbag items. Without further ado.. Mark, Tampa – I used to think Florida was cool, but our teams suck now. What the hell is happening? There is no [...]

Bill Belichick made a gutsy call on a fourth and two in his own half on Sunday against the Colts and paid the ultimate price – giving Peyton Manning a short field to go and win the game, which he happily did with little time left on the clock. Thoughts: * Only Belichick would make [...]

I’m an active person, and I’m on the internet a lot.    So after seeing the ubiquitous FRS free trial ads which feature ripped athletes i decided to pay $3.99 for shipping and get the free trial supply, knowing that i’d never buy the stuff at full price since all brand name supplements are ridiculously overpriced and never [...]