Apparently, Sosa is going through a skin rejuvenation process that looks eerily similar to the King of Pop’s former skin issues. We are currently hitting the lab to see if roids have an adverse effect on skin color.
Long overdue on this one, sorry. That does not diminish the fact that Larry Johnson is a complete dumbass though. After twittering away one night, Larry forgot that other people might actually read what he had written. A few of LJ’s poetic works included: Johnson compared his father’s football career playing for a legendary youth [...]
The Redskins are the first team in NFL history to play six winless teams to start a season. How have they fared? Two wins, four losses. AKA Miserable. With Daniel Snyder as the owner, don’t expect Zornie to be around for much longer (like a few more hours). Maybe he’ll make it through the bye [...]
Screw NFL Power Rankings. We are talking about Hot Seat Rankings, ranking the coaches most in trouble of getting their asses sacked right now. Props to Poot for the listing. 1. Jim Zorn – easiest schedule in NFL history so 2-3 is more like 0-5. 2. Dick Jauron – No offense? No excuse. 3. Tom [...]
Quick hits from the weekend: *Tiger Woods dominated the rest of the world, going 5-0 in the President’s Cup, en route to a USA victory. This should end the flack he typically gets for “not showing up” to team events such as this and the Ryder Cup. *Don’t think this Yankees team is going to [...]
So we weren’t perfect last week and went 9-5 with our picks. But come on…who knew that Jacksonville would explode, Dallas would implode, Mark Clayton would forget how to catch, Pittsburgh would run effectively, and TO wouldn’t catch a single pass? So here we go again: B’more over Cincy – Mark Clayton comes back to [...]
Stats are in and JockJoose Sports Network is in nearly every home in the United States. Except for South Dakota, who have registered a whopping zero visits since our Spring ’09 launch. Therefore, we are deeming the rest of this week South Dakota week in an effort to appeal to our friends in the Mount [...]
Immediate thoughts: – All Redskins fans are looking for a new team to root for – Fire Jim Zorn – You see, Jason Campbell really isn’t the problem – Clinton Portis needs to toughen up and run people over like the old days – If you need seven yards on third down to score, then [...]
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones lives by such mottos as “Go hard or go home”, “The bigger the better”, and “The bigger your giant TV, then the bigger your schlong.” Some specs on him new Godzilla-Tron at Cowboys Stadium, which is a Diamond Vision, made my Mitsubishi Electric (by the way, the announcers kept calling [...]
Skip Bayless is the biggest toolbag in sports media. Not only do his opinions suck, but he is a narrow minded turd with a terrible personality. Fact: JockJoose loves soccer. Fact: Skip Bayless trashes it constantly like an uncultured prick. Myth: Skip Bayless played sports at a high level seeing as he talks like he [...]
Ah, the NFC, typically much worse than the AFC, but still touts some offensive studs even though most of their defensemen deliver duds. We’ll start with the NFC South (most inconsistent division): 4. Tampa Bay Bucs – Chucky’s gone and the team really has no identity in a pro-bowl type player on offense. 5-11 3. [...]
Hours after his return to the football field, Michael Vick sat in a corner booth last night in the Riverbend Bar & Grill, sipping on a Grey Goose and pineapple juice and talking with two friends. This is apparently making big waves with folks not only suggesting this is in violation of his parole, but [...]
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