Archive for the 'Gen. Discussion' Category

JockJoose celebrates 75th anniversary

75 posts, 700 members. Good work team.

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Big Unit wins numero 300

Randy Johnson pitched six strong innings and won his 300th career game on Thursday as the San Francisco Giants rolled the Washington Nationals 5-1 in the nation’s capital. ESPN makes a pretty good observation, noting that at age 30, the Big Unit owned only 64 wins. Pretty amazing to amass 236 wins post-30 (Pedro Martinez [...]

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Sports heros

We all have heros that are athletes, but what if we could create our better heros own using movies? Try this little drill….think of a sports movie, take the lead actor, think of an action move the lead actor is, combine to make the ultimate sports hero. Here are some for you. 1. An underwater-breathing, [...]

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Lebron = sore loser

A little late, but nice work Cleveland

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Lebron James Poll

In the past few weeks, we at Jock Joose have slowly seen discussion about potential linking between Lebron James and steroids gaining steam. Now, we are not going to make an assumption one way or the other, but granted he is a big, cut dude that would give a Mack truck a run for it’s [...]

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Vote for Manny?

JockJoose wants to know what you baseball fans think about this one: http://voteformanny.blogspot.com/ We’re somewhat torn over Manny at Team JJ. He provides a fun side to sports, but he is an overall big dumbass.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Tom Brady returns, women orgasm all over New England

Tom Brady practiced with the New England Patriots for the first time Tuesday since suffering a season-ending knee injury in last year’s opening game. Simultaneously, women all over New England began to feel pleasureful sensations in their hoo-ha’s. Brady, who is married to Victoria’s Secret super-super model Gisele Bundchen, is a favorite among Earth women, especially [...]

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Critics calling for Redskins to lose the name

Last week, an appeals court in Washington upheld a lower court’s decision in favor of the football team over a group of American Indians who contended the club’s trademark is racially offensive. The ruling did not address the racial aspects of the case; the U.S. Court of Appeals issued its decision on a technicality, that [...]

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Vick allowed to return to society

Michael Vick was released from the dawg pound and returned home to Virginia this week after serving a twenty three month sentence for involvement in a dog fighting ring (explain how this could be fun again?) Vick will remain in federal custody until July 20th and will wear an electronic monitor on his ankle during [...]

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

It’s all about performance

Light day here on Jock Joose. We’re working on something big.

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Jock Joose Mailbag

It’s about that time where Team Jock Joose puts the press on hold and answers the burning questions of our readers. We had plenty of submissions this week so if we didn’t get to you, keep submittin’! Joe (Cleveland, OH) – I really don’t appreciate your article where you trash the city of Cleveland. All [...]

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

[Religious Sporting] Jesus and Sports

They say hand painted resin statues on a solid wood base are the perfect gift for every young Catholic athlete. Jesus was pretty active in the sports back when he was alive, which makes him one of the biggest sports icons of his time… and our time. He never made it pro, but he achieved [...]

Monday, May 18th, 2009

Jock Joose name exploited in malt liquor energy drink

No worries folks. Jock Joose’s attorneys are hard at work to put the legal stranglehold on this appalling product. http://www.drinkjoose.com/JOOSE.html#Scene_1

Friday, May 15th, 2009

[Prediction] Handball Becomes National Sport

JockJoose predicts by 2011 Handball will become more popular than Lacrosse (lesser known as lax).  Already an olympic sport, handball has a massive following, which exponentially grows by the day according to the NCS. Handball is a team sport in which two teams of seven players each (six players and a goalkeeper) pass and bounce [...]

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

jock review – NUT HUT by Warrior

In the spirit of the Lord Stanley Cup playoffs – we at JockJoose International will be reviewing a number of  Athletic Supporters – AKA Jocks, Cups, Jockstraps with Cup,  Dick Protectors, etc.    The fact the NHL’s championship trophy is actually a cup and the fact all hockey players wear cups is no coincidence.   The cup itself [...]

Thursday, May 14th, 2009