Archive for the 'Live Update' Category

Chris Henry burning up Google…in a very bad way

Not much has come out on this story, but it drawing a whole lot of interest. Cincinnati Bengals WR is currently on life support after sustaining life threatening head injuries from a bizarre accident earlier tonight. Following an argument with his fiance in Charlotte, NC, Henry jumped in the back of her pickup truck as [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Caught by Tiger’s tale…a third woman?

celebrity-gossip.net – Things keep getting worse for Tiger Woods , as yet another woman has come forward to say she’s had an affair with the golf pro. Las Vegas beauty and marketing manager for The Bank Nightclub Kalika Moquin has been named as another mistress, bringing Tiger’s total of “other women” to 3. According to [...]

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Spankees win, payroll still not justified however

MVP Hideki Matsui drove in a half dozen runs and the Yankees won Game 6 in the Bronx over the Phils to win their 27th World Series title. However, this still does not justify their universe leading 208 million dollar payroll (with A-Rod sucking up a 15% chunk of it). By our calculations based on [...]

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

little league quick hit

Just an observation watching a LLWS game. The Iowa pitcher just gave up a BOMB to some kid on Georgia and the coach came out to pull him. The 3rd baseman has come in for relief and the pitcher took his place at 3rd. While the pitcher warms up, the kid is directly behind him [...]

Friday, August 21st, 2009

PGA Championship Odds are in!!

Odds are in for the last major of the year! Bet all of your earnings on Tiger Woods to earn nothing!

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Daly shoots sixteen over 88 in second round of Buick Open

John Daly made an amazing run at the leaderboard Friday as he shot a second round 88 (+16) to put himself in contention at +20 for the tournament. Although he is in last place, he did make a ten on the par four first hole to ensure a sizzling start to the day. You go [...]

Friday, July 31st, 2009

PED Papi!

Boom goes the Mitchell report!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Favre stays retired, people still hate him

Brett Favre says he is staying retired. The longtime quarterback tells JockJoose that staying retired and not joining the Minnesota Vikings was the hardest decision he’s ever made. The Vikings had openly courted Favre all summer. Favre cited the that he didn’t want to go through the minutia of the league such as preseason, meetings, [...]

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Prince Fielder wins home run derby

Special report from someone who is not funny and does not know much about baseball and the home run derby in particular.

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Federer reaches 1,356th Wimbledon final in a row

He’ll have the pleasure of dismantling either Roddick or Murray in the final! What would have happened if Nadal was healthy?

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Manny returns to normal baseball

Manny Ramirez will close out his minor league stint on Tuesday en route back to the big leagues. Ramirez as suspended 50 games by MLB for failing a drug test in which results suggested he took something to make his dong work better. Regarding the public abuse Manny has been subjected to, one fan expresses [...]

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

US to face top ranked Spain today

It took a miracle to make it out of the group stage with a 3-0 victory over Egypt and a simultaneous 3-0 win by Brazil over Italy. Now the USMT must take on Spain, the world’s top ranked team in the semifinals of the Confederation Cup in South Africa. We are f*cked. Spain could beat [...]

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

US Open cancelled, course too hard

The 2009 US Open at Bethpage Black was cancelled mid-first round today as the course was too hard for the field of sixty four players, even for fifteen-time major champion Tiger Woods. “I’d rather never play golf for the rest of my life than play that ridiculous course ever again. Nothing is hard for Tiger, [...]

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

US Open Odds Are In!

Too close to call…

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

JockJoose celebrates 75th anniversary

75 posts, 700 members. Good work team.

Friday, June 5th, 2009