Archive for the 'Olympics' Category

[Performance Enhancement] Olympic Speed Skaters Wearing Thongs Perform Better

The Japanese long-track speed skating team wore impressive technologically advanced see-through spandex uniforms. These track suits were paired with black high-rise thongs for pure performance enhancements. We assume the Japanese woman pictured above won 3 golds and broke 3 world records, and now is considered more of an Olympic heavyweight than reigning champ Michael Phelps.

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

The Twenty Hottest American Athletes at the 2010 Winter Olympics

The Twenty Hottest American Athletes at the 2010 Winter Olympics There is room for debate here. Our top three are: 1. Tanith Belbin 2. Clair Bidez 3. Kristi Leskinen Sorry Lindsay Vonn and Sasha Cohen, but you’re still hottie.

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

The Twenty Hottest Eastern Europeans at the Winter Olympics

The 20 Hottest Eastern Europeans and Beyond at the 2010 Winter Olympics Claudia Toth wins. Not even debatable.

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

[Winter Olympics Preview] Woman’s Bobsledding Run Goes Awry

In an unfortunate turn of events for this woman’s bobsledding team, this bobsledding run turns into the hottest Bobsledding Action in History. Commentators said: – bobsledders don’t wear underpants man that was all ass – She had on a thong look again. – no she did have a thong on underneath. You can quite clearly [...]

Friday, February 5th, 2010

[Olympics] 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics Figure Skating Preview

Brought to you by Pineappleope.com 2010 is being called the ‘come back year’ for figure skating, after the event was nearly dropped from the Olympic games. In early 2009 critics of figure skating argued the event was less of a sport and more of a “dance recital on ice” – similar to the popular hit [...]

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010