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	<title>JockJoose &#187; Self defense</title>
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		<title>JockJoose uncovers hidden Tiger crash story</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/jockjoose-uncovers-hidden-tiger-crash-story/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/jockjoose-uncovers-hidden-tiger-crash-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gen. Discussion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[golf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elin woods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tiger woods crash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tiger woods fire hydrant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tiger woods transgression]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=1143</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Using an advanced version of the mosaic theory combined with our patented athlete logic engines, JockJoose analysts have pieced together the Tiger Woods auto crash story that happened on Thanksgiving morning. Midnight Thanksgiving day &#8211; Tiger arrives home after a light training session in which he benched 600 pounds and hit 54,000 golf balls on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[Baseball] The Brutal 2009 Korean Baseball Massacre &#8212; exclusive footage</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/baseball-the-brutal-2009-korean-baseball-massacre-exclusive-footage/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/baseball-the-brutal-2009-korean-baseball-massacre-exclusive-footage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bigballs4you</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baseball fight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fight!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[korea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[korean baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rushing the mound]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=1102</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When this batter rushed the mound.. the world heard it. glumbert &#8211; Hold your feet! Korean baseball gets strange]]></description>
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		<title>Raiders coach practices MMA on assistant</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/raiders-coach-practices-mma-on-assistant/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/raiders-coach-practices-mma-on-assistant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:50:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=737</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[According to Napa (Calif.) police, two Raiders staff members were involved in an altercation Aug. 5 that resulted in one staffer being hospitalized for a jaw injury. Although Napa Police Lt. Brian McGovern would not identify the names of the two men involved, the National Football Post Web site reported that the victim was third-year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[martial arts] this guy will hurt you</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/martial-arts-this-guy-will-hurt-you/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/martial-arts-this-guy-will-hurt-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[martial arts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cobra kai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dojo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[karate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spin kick]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=714</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t run into this guy late night after a bar and challenge him. He will inflict much damage on your life.]]></description>
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		<title>Cabbie gets NFL beatdown</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/cabbie-gets-nfl-beatdown/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/cabbie-gets-nfl-beatdown/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ice hockey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blackhawks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cabdrivers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hockey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lock in]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[no change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taxi fight]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=708</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Chicago Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane and his cousin were arrested early Sunday morning for assaulting and robbing a cab driver in Buffalo, according to several news sources in that city. According to a police report, the 20-year-old Kane and his cousin James M. Kane, 21, were arrested around 5am et after allegedly punching the cabbie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[Boxing Ring] Devastating KO&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/boxing-ring-devastating-kos/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/boxing-ring-devastating-kos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:53:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>competitor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boxing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[knock out]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not getting up]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=124</guid>
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		<title>[death match] Shaq vs UFC Champ</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/death-match-shaq-vs-ufc-champ/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/death-match-shaq-vs-ufc-champ/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[mma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lesnar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[race riot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shaq]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ufc]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=645</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Shaq texts and Twitters me all the time saying he wants to fight Brock Lesnar. He&#8217;s been training for 10 years; Shaq&#8217;s probably the only dude in the NBA that can actually fight &#8230; I told Shaq, I said listen, &#8216;Win another NBA championship this year and then we&#8217;ll talk next year.&#8217;&#8221; &#8211; UFC Main [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[ultimate beatdown] Brock Lesnar loves it</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/ultimate-beatdown-brock-lesnar-loves-it/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/ultimate-beatdown-brock-lesnar-loves-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[mma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i love it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lesnar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sternum tattoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ufc 100]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=622</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lesnar makes a baby out of Mir in UFC 100 and he loves it. Anyone with a sternum tattoo is at least half crazy. Do not piss this guy off.]]></description>
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		<title>Jose Aldo’s Flying Knee Knockout Highlights WEC 41 #wec #ouch</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/jose-aldos-flying-knee-knockout-highlights-wec-41/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/jose-aldos-flying-knee-knockout-highlights-wec-41/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:56:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bigballs4you</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BAM!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crushed head]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[knee in your face]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[knee to the skull]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=403</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8221; Total Pro Sports &#8211; The other night marked round 2 of the battle between world class featherweights Urijah Faber and Mike Brown at the World Extreme Cagefighting 41. It was a great bout between two top athletes in the sport, but once again it was Mike Brown coming out on top, this time by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>JockJoose celebrates 75th anniversary</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/jockjoose-celebrates-75th-anniversary/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/jockjoose-celebrates-75th-anniversary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bloopers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Exercise & Fitness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gen. Discussion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Live Update]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[75]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jockjoose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[milestone]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=371</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[75 posts, 700 members. Good work team.]]></description>
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		<title>[World Record Attempt] Rocket Powered Lincoln</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/world-record-attempt-rocket-powered-lincoln/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/world-record-attempt-rocket-powered-lincoln/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 18:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Moist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bloopers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parachuting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cars with Parachutes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gold Lincolns For Sale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Huge Ramp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Should have tried a VW Bus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Really happened]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=265</guid>
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		<title>Jose Canseco&#8217;s epic ass beating  by 7&#8217;2&#8243; Korean caught on tape! #mlb</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/jose-cansecos-epic-ass-beating-by-72-korean-caught-on-tape-mlb/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/jose-cansecos-epic-ass-beating-by-72-korean-caught-on-tape-mlb/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 17:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bigballs4you</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[footie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fight!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[he'd kick my ass too]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hong Man Choi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jose canseco]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[mma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[need more roids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[really tall dude]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=201</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hong Man Choi &#8211; Jose Canseco MMA Fight! No way Jose.. The best part of the defeat is, without a doubt, the fact that he didn&#8217;t even really lose because of his inability to fight (although that was pretty clearly an issue, too). No, he went down because he was essentially unable to defend himself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scary Doping Official Scares Competitors</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/scary-doping-official-scares-competitors/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/scary-doping-official-scares-competitors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 18:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Moist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[body building]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flexing for dollars in a thong]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I will break you]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Claude Van Damme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Muscles from Brussels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ripped and on steroids]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=92</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[BRUSSELS &#8212; The Belgian bodybuilding championship has been canceled after doping officials showed up and all the competitors fled. A doping official says bodybuilders just grabbed their gear and ran off when he came into the room. &#8220;I have never seen anything like it and hope never to see anything like it again,&#8221; doping official [...]]]></description>
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		<title>jock review &#8211; NUT HUT by Warrior</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/jock-review-nut-hut-by-warrior/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/jock-review-nut-hut-by-warrior/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 15:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Moist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gen. Discussion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ice hockey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self defense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hockey underwear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new age gear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spandex jock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ultimate warrior]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=25</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the spirit of the Lord Stanley Cup playoffs &#8211; we at JockJoose International will be reviewing a number of  Athletic Supporters &#8211; AKA Jocks, Cups, Jockstraps with Cup,  Dick Protectors, etc.    The fact the NHL&#8217;s championship trophy is actually a cup and the fact all hockey players wear cups is no coincidence.   The cup itself [...]]]></description>
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