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[Performance Enhancement] Olympic Speed Skaters Wearing Thongs Perform Better

The Japanese long-track speed skating team wore impressive technologically advanced see-through spandex uniforms. These track suits were paired with black high-rise thongs for pure performance enhancements.
We assume the Japanese woman pictured above won 3 golds and broke 3 world records, and now is considered more of an Olympic heavyweight than reigning champ Michael [...]

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

The Twenty Hottest Eastern Europeans at the Winter Olympics

The 20 Hottest Eastern Europeans and Beyond at the 2010 Winter Olympics
Claudia Toth wins. Not even debatable.

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

And the best Super Bowl ad award goes to…

The scene where the mom is banging on the door seals the deal.

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Who Dat you say? The new champs

“Maybe it’s our time.” That is what Saints QB Drew Brees said on December 6 after a comeback win against the Washington Redskins. Well, he was right.
I wouldn’t call that an outlandish prediction come true, but up until a couple weeks ago, people still had their doubts whether the Saints could win the Super Bowl. [...]

Monday, February 8th, 2010

[Winter Olympics Preview] Woman’s Bobsledding Run Goes Awry

In an unfortunate turn of events for this woman’s bobsledding team, this bobsledding run turns into the hottest Bobsledding Action in History.

Commentators said:
- bobsledders don’t wear underpants man that was all ass
- She had on a thong look again.
- no she did have a thong on underneath. You can quite clearly see it.
[...]

Friday, February 5th, 2010

[SPORTS] OFFICIAL SUPERBOWL DRINKING GAME

super bowl drinking game – IT IS ON
The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game-WHO DAT!!!
1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1
4. [...]

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

NFL playoffs

We at JockJoose Sports apologize for the lack of NFL playoff coverage. To be honest, we are torn because all of our beloved teams have lost. However, let’s provide some predictions for this weekend to make our wonderful readers feel whole again.
Jets at Indy
Why to take Indy: Peyton Manning. Though not the man in the [...]

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

[WHO DAT?] PARTY IN MIA – Miley Cyrus live in Miami

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

[Golf] Tiger Loves the Butt

Tiger comes clean, addicted to the butt… Here is video:

Critics said:

- he a jerk and he wont get a girl again
- I think Tiger Woods and David Duchovny should get together and cruise around North America in a convertible Cadillac Thelma and Louise style!….That would be fucking EPIC all over the news and shit…….Live [...]

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

[Football Dance] Chargers Running Back LaDainian Tomlinson Does the ‘LT Dance’

LaDainian Tomlinson is an American football running back for the San Diego Chargers of the National Football League and an up and coming Pop Artist.

LT FANS say What?:
- OUCH. This has to be a joke. LT is awesome, but this is comical. Why would he do this?
- Hold the Bacon… LT!!!
-hell ya chargers goin [...]

Monday, January 11th, 2010

[Soccer] Top 10 Misses

According to youtube user Ryansoccerrox, these are the ‘funniest’ misses, ever.

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

[Olympics] 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics Figure Skating Preview

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2010 is being called the ‘come back year’ for figure skating, after the event was nearly dropped from the Olympic games. In early 2009 critics of figure skating argued the event was less of a sport and more of a “dance recital on ice” – similar to the popular hit tv [...]

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

New England floods with tears over Welker injury

No survivors located

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Fiesta Bowl turns into lame party

Boise State and TCU! The first time we saw this matchup, we anticipated two offenses on steroids and trick plays out the wazzoo, wrapped up with an ending from a college football fairytale on quaaludes. The highest rated passer in the nation meets a running game resembling a Kenyan tribe on PED’s.
What did we get? [...]

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Chris Johnson – JockJoose NFL MVP

CJ2K took the throne from Adrian Peterson as best running back in the NFL with his 2,000 yard season, making him only the 6th player to do so. With 134 yards against the Broncos, CJ hit 2,006 on the season, also shattering Marshall Faulk’s 1999 record for yards from scrimmage in the process with 2,509. [...]

Monday, January 4th, 2010