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[MLB] Phillies Super Fan Runs Onto Field, Gets Tased

A police officer used a Taser gun to apprehend a 17-year-old fan who ran onto the field during a Phillies game Monday night, and the team and the police are investigating whether it was an appropriate use of force.
The fan, wearing a baseball cap, red T-shirt and khaki shorts, hopped a fence and scurried around [...]

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

[Baseball] Base Runner Pulls Off Insane Gymnastic Move While Sliding into Home

World Class Base running here, check it out :

From Tuesday night’s Fordham-Iona college baseball game. Fordham rallies from 9-1 down to tie game. With score tied at 9 in the bottom of the 8th and bases loaded, Chris Walker (#4) puts Fordham ahead with game-winning hit. The baserunner at first, Brian Kownacki (KAH-nack-ee), scores [...]

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

[Hockey] Coach Jim Playfair goes Ballistic, Snaps Hockey Sticks over Poor Call

Playfair blows a gasquet over penalty call and Snaps Hulk Hogan Style. hah. Hamilton Bulldogs beat the Abbotsford Heat 4-0 in American Hockey League

Jim Playfails Fans said:
- hes just a competitive dude, hes passionate about his job
- What a legend
- Ive been following Jim P for years, hes one tremendous coach, and dear [...]

Monday, March 29th, 2010

[Performance Enhancement] Olympic Speed Skaters Wearing Thongs Perform Better

The Japanese long-track speed skating team wore impressive technologically advanced see-through spandex uniforms. These track suits were paired with black high-rise thongs for pure performance enhancements.
We assume the Japanese woman pictured above won 3 golds and broke 3 world records, and now is considered more of an Olympic heavyweight than reigning champ Michael [...]

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

The Twenty Hottest Eastern Europeans at the Winter Olympics

The 20 Hottest Eastern Europeans and Beyond at the 2010 Winter Olympics
Claudia Toth wins. Not even debatable.

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

And the best Super Bowl ad award goes to…

The scene where the mom is banging on the door seals the deal.

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Who Dat you say? The new champs

“Maybe it’s our time.” That is what Saints QB Drew Brees said on December 6 after a comeback win against the Washington Redskins. Well, he was right.
I wouldn’t call that an outlandish prediction come true, but up until a couple weeks ago, people still had their doubts whether the Saints could win the Super Bowl. [...]

Monday, February 8th, 2010

[Winter Olympics Preview] Woman’s Bobsledding Run Goes Awry

In an unfortunate turn of events for this woman’s bobsledding team, this bobsledding run turns into the hottest Bobsledding Action in History.

Commentators said:
- bobsledders don’t wear underpants man that was all ass
- She had on a thong look again.
- no she did have a thong on underneath. You can quite clearly see it.
[...]

Friday, February 5th, 2010

[SPORTS] OFFICIAL SUPERBOWL DRINKING GAME

super bowl drinking game – IT IS ON
The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game-WHO DAT!!!
1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1
4. [...]

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

NFL playoffs

We at JockJoose Sports apologize for the lack of NFL playoff coverage. To be honest, we are torn because all of our beloved teams have lost. However, let’s provide some predictions for this weekend to make our wonderful readers feel whole again.
Jets at Indy
Why to take Indy: Peyton Manning. Though not the man in the [...]

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

[WHO DAT?] PARTY IN MIA – Miley Cyrus live in Miami

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

[Golf] Tiger Loves the Butt

Tiger comes clean, addicted to the butt… Here is video:

Critics said:

- he a jerk and he wont get a girl again
- I think Tiger Woods and David Duchovny should get together and cruise around North America in a convertible Cadillac Thelma and Louise style!….That would be fucking EPIC all over the news and shit…….Live [...]

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

[Football Dance] Chargers Running Back LaDainian Tomlinson Does the ‘LT Dance’

LaDainian Tomlinson is an American football running back for the San Diego Chargers of the National Football League and an up and coming Pop Artist.

LT FANS say What?:
- OUCH. This has to be a joke. LT is awesome, but this is comical. Why would he do this?
- Hold the Bacon… LT!!!
-hell ya chargers goin [...]

Monday, January 11th, 2010

[Soccer] Top 10 Misses

According to youtube user Ryansoccerrox, these are the ‘funniest’ misses, ever.

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

[Olympics] 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics Figure Skating Preview

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2010 is being called the ‘come back year’ for figure skating, after the event was nearly dropped from the Olympic games. In early 2009 critics of figure skating argued the event was less of a sport and more of a “dance recital on ice” – similar to the popular hit tv [...]

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010