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[MLB] Phillies Super Fan Runs Onto Field, Gets Tased

A police officer used a Taser gun to apprehend a 17-year-old fan who ran onto the field during a Phillies game Monday night, and the team and the police are investigating whether it was an appropriate use of force. The fan, wearing a baseball cap, red T-shirt and khaki shorts, hopped a fence and scurried [...]

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

[Baseball] Base Runner Pulls Off Insane Gymnastic Move While Sliding into Home

World Class Base running here, check it out : From Tuesday night’s Fordham-Iona college baseball game. Fordham rallies from 9-1 down to tie game. With score tied at 9 in the bottom of the 8th and bases loaded, Chris Walker (#4) puts Fordham ahead with game-winning hit. The baserunner at first, Brian Kownacki (KAH-nack-ee), scores [...]

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

[fantasy football] Jerome Harrison goes off

Most leagues have Jerome Harrison, Cleveland Browns running back, somewhere in the fold. Usually he is on the bench. Only four percent of leagues started him this week. Any owner that saw this stat line probably deuced their panties, ruing a missed chance for some major points: 34 carries 286 yards 3 touchdowns 2 receptions [...]

Monday, December 21st, 2009

What is wrong with Sammy Sosa’s face?

Apparently, Sosa is going through a skin rejuvenation process that looks eerily similar to the King of Pop’s former skin issues. We are currently hitting the lab to see if roids have an adverse effect on skin color.

Monday, November 9th, 2009

[Baseball] The Brutal 2009 Korean Baseball Massacre — exclusive footage

When this batter rushed the mound.. the world heard it. glumbert – Hold your feet! Korean baseball gets strange

Friday, November 6th, 2009

Dodgers’ Padilla shot by instructor in Nicaragua

Yahoo – Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Vicente Padilla is recovering from a bullet wound in his leg after a target shooting instructor accidentally shot him….Padilla handed the pistol to a shooting instructor, a former police captain, who didn’t realize there was a bullet in the chamber and shot himself in his hand, Padilla’s legal adviser [...]

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Spankees win, payroll still not justified however

MVP Hideki Matsui drove in a half dozen runs and the Yankees won Game 6 in the Bronx over the Phils to win their 27th World Series title. However, this still does not justify their universe leading 208 million dollar payroll (with A-Rod sucking up a 15% chunk of it). By our calculations based on [...]

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Chase Utley is the man

Sweet swing, sweet wife, sweet custom motorcycles, sweet beating on AJ “Wildly Overpaid” Burnett. The more I watch the Phillies, the more I like their team. Who is there to hate on that team. Not even Cole Hamels, who is bad at choosing words and expressing himself. Oh and he has a hot wife. Double [...]

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Spankees win, World Series bound

We all hoped for a miraculous meltdown, but in the end knew that it probably wasn’t coming. The Yankees turned back the clock with Pettitte, Jeter, Mo, and Posada all playing a part in the win. The crowd was loud, the celebrations fruity, and the outcome less than desirable for all sane baseball fans. However, [...]

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Spankees fail to live up to big game expectations yet again

Teixeira wakes up, Yankees pitching stinks it up. Lackey gets pissed. Vlad swings at a pitch in the strike zone and doesn’t chase the ones outside. Swisher forgets how to not swing as hard as he can. Burnett reverts back to being average. Girardi claps at everything, even bad things. Go Angels.

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

[South Dakota Week Extension][NLB] Sioux Falls Canaries 2010 Preview

The top NLB team in the league, the Sioux Falls Canaries, 2008 AAC Champions, will be back in 2010 to reclaim the title. Jock Joose will be there to witness history and to give you complete pitch by pitch coverage. Go Canaries

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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Monday, October 12th, 2009

[weekend joose] Tiger rolls, Jags should quit, BoSox on the downslide

Quick hits from the weekend: *Tiger Woods dominated the rest of the world, going 5-0 in the President’s Cup, en route to a USA victory. This should end the flack he typically gets for “not showing up” to team events such as this and the Ryder Cup. *Don’t think this Yankees team is going to [...]

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Holliday goes from hero to zero in Cards loss; elimination looms

“It’s tough to swallow,” Holliday said. “Obviously, I feel terrible. But I just missed the ball. It hit my stomach. I think I can catch a ball hit right at me.” No Matt, it didn’t hit you in the stomach. It actually hit you in your balls, which makes this even more of a gaffe. [...]

Friday, October 9th, 2009

[MLB] Orlando Cabrera Fails at Snapping Bat

When Bo Jackson struck out (pictured on the right), the 6-foot-1 Jackson entertained the masses by channeling his disappointment into a show of strength — by snapping his bat over his knee like it was a toothpick. …As you can see in the photographic evidence above obtained from the Yankees’ 7-2 playoff victory over the [...]

Thursday, October 8th, 2009