Archive for the 'baseball' Category

Joe Mauer steals signs

This video is pretty interesting. Soon to be MVP Joe Mauer wants to win so bad that he is stealing signs from the opposing catcher to help Jason Kubel pick out a heater to hit. Verlander is clearly pissed off. Cheating? No. Verlander and Laird should be switching up signs to mix it up. Maybe [...]

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Jeter ties Gehrig, also ties A-Rod

Jeter got three hits to match Gehrig with 2,721 in a Yankees uniform, a mark the Hall of Famer had held by himself for more than 70 years. Jeter had a chance to break the record, but he walked against reliever Grant Balfour after New York’s comeback in the eighth. “He’s one of the classiest [...]

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

little league quick hit

Just an observation watching a LLWS game. The Iowa pitcher just gave up a BOMB to some kid on Georgia and the coach came out to pull him. The 3rd baseman has come in for relief and the pitcher took his place at 3rd. While the pitcher warms up, the kid is directly behind him [...]

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Beltre injures testicle, out indefinitely

Mariners third baseman Adrian Beltre might miss the rest of the season after taking a hard one-hopper to his groin off the bat of a White Sox player Thursday night. Manager Don Wakamatsu said the Gold Glove third baseman is out indefinitely, and might need surgery because of bleeding in a testicle. Beltre does not [...]

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Youkilis gets tossed by pitcher and ump

There is no way this pitch was intentional. Youk is crazy. Of course, he did get plunked the night before, so we’d assume this mound charge was more out of frustration. Rules broken: 1. Don’t throw your helmet at someone 2. Don’t attack someone and get thrown down

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

[tech] robot baseball

Don’t know about this one. Seems creepy. Visions of d-day in Terminator come to mind.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Fangraphs.com

If you are a stat-head like us at JockJoose, then you have to check out this site. JockJoose loves numbers and intellect and therefore loves www.fangraphs.com. Baseball only analysis.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Prince Fielder goes berzerk

Tuesday night – Dodgers vs Brewers. Manny gets hit. Dodgers retaliate while up 13 runs and hit Prince Fielder. Game finishes. Brew Crew gets creamed. Prince goes psycho.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Canseco is Nostradamus

Unfortunately it is the truth. Everything the dude has said has been spot on. When asked what he thought out Ortiz and Manny, he said “When you tell me something I didn’t already know, I’ll be surprised.” “And I’ll tell you this, Major League Baseball is going to have a big, big problem on their [...]

Friday, July 31st, 2009

PED Papi!

Boom goes the Mitchell report!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Prince Fielder wins home run derby

Special report from someone who is not funny and does not know much about baseball and the home run derby in particular.

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

[breaking news] Lincecum’s age revealed

On the eve of starting for the NL in the MLB All Star Game in St. Louise, it has been discovered that starting pitcher Tim Lincecum, affectionately known as “The Freak”, is actually 14 years of age. “It was only a matter of time,” noted The Freak. “I look young, but I am an old [...]

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Cubs may file for bankruptcy due to Soriano slump

The corporate owner of the Chicago Cubs is considering having the baseball team file for bankruptcy protection as a legal step to hasten its long-awaited sale, according to two people with knowledge of the process. [story] Cubs spokesman Wendy Siddy cited Alfonso Soriano’s poor production at the plate as the main reason. “Alfonso’s batting and [...]

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Jason Bay is a mime

Manny Ramirez was great, but Jason Bay provides the same firepower without the unwanted noise. Literally. JockJoose Sports Network got to sit down with Bay prior to the All Star game. A little tidbit that you may not have known about Jason is that he has a part time job as a mime in Canada. [...]

Monday, July 13th, 2009

A-roid cartoon

Not sure whether this is funny or not, but it isn’t the worst thing in the world

Thursday, July 9th, 2009