Archive for the 'basketball/roundball' Category

Superman and Jameer get front row seats to Lakers celebration

Want to know why Dwight Howard and Jameer Nelson sat there on the Magic bench, blank expressions adorning their faces, after that final buzzer? Why Superman and one of his All-Star sidekicks stuck around as the championship trophy podium was hastily assembled and the Lakers stood victorious atop it? [ESPN] “We love the Lakers,” remarked [...]

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Dwight Howard and Vitamin Water

For some reason, this is funny. Slowly Dwight is becoming cooler in JockJoose’s book.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

Sports heros

We all have heros that are athletes, but what if we could create our better heros own using movies? Try this little drill….think of a sports movie, take the lead actor, think of an action move the lead actor is, combine to make the ultimate sports hero. Here are some for you. 1. An underwater-breathing, [...]

Friday, June 5th, 2009

As we suspected, Magic are not good

Kobe Bryant scored a game-high 40 points, driving the Los Angeles Lakers past the Orlando Magic, 100-75, with his most prolific-scoring game ever in the Finals. Bryant started slowly, then ran the Magic off the floor, scoring 40 points for the 46th 40-point game ever in the Finals, adding eight rebounds and eight assists. Just [...]

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Obama picks Lakers over Magic in six

President Barack Obama has shared his prophecy that the Los Angeles Lakers will take down the Orlando Magic in six games to take NBA World Championship. President Obama also hypothesized that the auto industry will take down the state of Michigan in five games.

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Lebron = sore loser

A little late, but nice work Cleveland

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Lebron James Poll

In the past few weeks, we at Jock Joose have slowly seen discussion about potential linking between Lebron James and steroids gaining steam. Now, we are not going to make an assumption one way or the other, but granted he is a big, cut dude that would give a Mack truck a run for it’s [...]

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Puppet Kobe jumps into Lebron’s ride

Monday, June 1st, 2009

[Jockjoose archives] Dennis Rodman Japanese commercial

Dennis does tires

Monday, June 1st, 2009

[Mucho Height] Chinaman Too Tall to Play Basketball in NBA #nba

Man from China, Sun Mingming, is too tall for the NBA, league officials are saying. At 7-foot-9, Sun is officially the tallest Chinese basketball player. He can dunk a basketball without leaving the ground – which has caused an uproar in the land of basketball. Mr. Mingming has on several occasions been accused of doping, [...]

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Memphis men’s basketball program breaks rules

The NCAA has charged the University of Memphis with committing major violations during the 2007-08 basketball season under former head coach John Calipari, according to a report by The Memphis Commercial Appeal on Wednesday. The NCAA’s notice of allegations stated that the school was guilty of “knowing fraudulence or misconduct” on an SAT exam by [...]

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Cavs fail again, Williams gets bow to face

The Cleveland Cavaliers once again fell to the Orlando Magic, this time in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals, putting them in a 2-1 hole. Lebron James, who is often referenced to as royalty, dropped 41 points for the top seeded Cavs, but ultimately, the rest of his teammates are not as good as [...]

Monday, May 25th, 2009

Boston disappointed in sports teams this week

Sunday night was a hellish capping-off of the sports weekend in Boston with the Celtics losing game seven of the Eastern Conference semi-finals on their home court to the Orlando Magic. This loss only compounded the misery for Boston fans, who saw the Bruins lose in overtime in game seven of their series against the [...]

Monday, May 18th, 2009

[roundball] Celts fall, Rox off 2 early lead

While the Celtics lose game 6 in the fourth quarter after leading for most of the game, the Houston Rockets are off to an early 13-1 lead against the Lakers after half a quarter, also known as a hayquarter, or an eigth. This is a picture of a quarter horse: And this is a picture [...]

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

[Upset] Chauncey Billups’ message is clear

Last November, the NBA was shaken up by the now infamous trade of Allen Iverson to the Pistons for Billups and two other players. We met up with Chauncey at Centerfolds last night, where he was celebrating his team’s win over the Mavs last night. JJ: “Do you have anything you want to say to [...]

Thursday, May 14th, 2009