The scene where the mom is banging on the door seals the deal.

“Maybe it’s our time.” That is what Saints QB Drew Brees said on December 6 after a comeback win against the Washington Redskins. Well, he was right. I wouldn’t call that an outlandish prediction come true, but up until a couple weeks ago, people still had their doubts whether the Saints could win the Super [...]

super bowl drinking game – IT IS ON The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game-WHO DAT!!! 1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1 2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1 3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of [...]

We at JockJoose Sports apologize for the lack of NFL playoff coverage. To be honest, we are torn because all of our beloved teams have lost. However, let’s provide some predictions for this weekend to make our wonderful readers feel whole again. Jets at Indy Why to take Indy: Peyton Manning. Though not the man [...]

LaDainian Tomlinson is an American football running back for the San Diego Chargers of the National Football League and an up and coming Pop Artist. LT FANS say What?: – OUCH. This has to be a joke. LT is awesome, but this is comical. Why would he do this? – Hold the Bacon… LT!!! -hell [...]

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Boise State and TCU! The first time we saw this matchup, we anticipated two offenses on steroids and trick plays out the wazzoo, wrapped up with an ending from a college football fairytale on quaaludes. The highest rated passer in the nation meets a running game resembling a Kenyan tribe on PED’s. What did we [...]

CJ2K took the throne from Adrian Peterson as best running back in the NFL with his 2,000 yard season, making him only the 6th player to do so. With 134 yards against the Broncos, CJ hit 2,006 on the season, also shattering Marshall Faulk’s 1999 record for yards from scrimmage in the process with 2,509. [...]

This one looked bad as soon as it happened. A sprinting Pat White got tripped up near the sideline and was met by an Ike Taylor helmet. It would appear that White was immediately knocked out and amazingly that was the extent of damage to him. We at JockJoose thought the worst, but we were [...]

And to think the bookies started to tighten the spread right before kickoff. They were actually showing the ‘Skins some respect before their embarassing slaughtering. No doubt that Jim Zorn ran this trick play to rise above his insolent executive bosses and get back at them for two years of mole-whacking him into lifelessness. How’d [...]

There are different ways to congratulate your teammates on scoring a touchdown, but this probably isn’t the best way to do so with your starting running back. If this was Brian Westbrook, he may have died. The NFL is very sucky about having YouTube postings of their games, so all we can provide is this [...]

Most leagues have Jerome Harrison, Cleveland Browns running back, somewhere in the fold. Usually he is on the bench. Only four percent of leagues started him this week. Any owner that saw this stat line probably deuced their panties, ruing a missed chance for some major points: 34 carries 286 yards 3 touchdowns 2 receptions [...]

Yahoo – When it came to talking trash about who’s faster, NFL rushing leader Chris Johnson won going away Wednesday. Johnson said speedy Miami Dolphins receiver Ted Ginn Jr.(notes) stood him up when they agreed to a foot race during a summer pool party on Miami Beach. “We were going to race down Ocean Drive,” [...]

Not much has come out on this story, but it drawing a whole lot of interest. Cincinnati Bengals WR is currently on life support after sustaining life threatening head injuries from a bizarre accident earlier tonight. Following an argument with his fiance in Charlotte, NC, Henry jumped in the back of her pickup truck as [...]