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And the best Super Bowl ad award goes to…

The scene where the mom is banging on the door seals the deal.

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Who Dat you say? The new champs

“Maybe it’s our time.” That is what Saints QB Drew Brees said on December 6 after a comeback win against the Washington Redskins. Well, he was right.
I wouldn’t call that an outlandish prediction come true, but up until a couple weeks ago, people still had their doubts whether the Saints could win the Super Bowl. [...]

Monday, February 8th, 2010

[SPORTS] OFFICIAL SUPERBOWL DRINKING GAME

super bowl drinking game – IT IS ON
The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game-WHO DAT!!!
1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1
4. [...]

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

NFL playoffs

We at JockJoose Sports apologize for the lack of NFL playoff coverage. To be honest, we are torn because all of our beloved teams have lost. However, let’s provide some predictions for this weekend to make our wonderful readers feel whole again.
Jets at Indy
Why to take Indy: Peyton Manning. Though not the man in the [...]

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

[WHO DAT?] PARTY IN MIA – Miley Cyrus live in Miami

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

[Football Dance] Chargers Running Back LaDainian Tomlinson Does the ‘LT Dance’

LaDainian Tomlinson is an American football running back for the San Diego Chargers of the National Football League and an up and coming Pop Artist.

LT FANS say What?:
- OUCH. This has to be a joke. LT is awesome, but this is comical. Why would he do this?
- Hold the Bacon… LT!!!
-hell ya chargers goin [...]

Monday, January 11th, 2010

New England floods with tears over Welker injury

No survivors located

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Fiesta Bowl turns into lame party

Boise State and TCU! The first time we saw this matchup, we anticipated two offenses on steroids and trick plays out the wazzoo, wrapped up with an ending from a college football fairytale on quaaludes. The highest rated passer in the nation meets a running game resembling a Kenyan tribe on PED’s.
What did we get? [...]

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Chris Johnson – JockJoose NFL MVP

CJ2K took the throne from Adrian Peterson as best running back in the NFL with his 2,000 yard season, making him only the 6th player to do so. With 134 yards against the Broncos, CJ hit 2,006 on the season, also shattering Marshall Faulk’s 1999 record for yards from scrimmage in the process with 2,509. [...]

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Pat White knocked out

This one looked bad as soon as it happened. A sprinting Pat White got tripped up near the sideline and was met by an Ike Taylor helmet. It would appear that White was immediately knocked out and amazingly that was the extent of damage to him. We at JockJoose thought the worst, but we were [...]

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Monday Night slaughtering

And to think the bookies started to tighten the spread right before kickoff. They were actually showing the ‘Skins some respect before their embarassing slaughtering. No doubt that Jim Zorn ran this trick play to rise above his insolent executive bosses and get back at them for two years of mole-whacking him into lifelessness.

How’d the [...]

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Flozell Adams is a meathead

There are different ways to congratulate your teammates on scoring a touchdown, but this probably isn’t the best way to do so with your starting running back. If this was Brian Westbrook, he may have died.
The NFL is very sucky about having YouTube postings of their games, so all we can provide is this link.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d81516a05/Marion-Barber-TD
[...]

Monday, December 21st, 2009

[fantasy football] Jerome Harrison goes off

Most leagues have Jerome Harrison, Cleveland Browns running back, somewhere in the fold. Usually he is on the bench. Only four percent of leagues started him this week. Any owner that saw this stat line probably deuced their panties, ruing a missed chance for some major points:
34 carries
286 yards
3 touchdowns
2 receptions
12 yards
This translates into nearly [...]

Monday, December 21st, 2009

NFL – Tokyo Drift style

Yahoo – When it came to talking trash about who’s faster, NFL rushing leader Chris Johnson won going away Wednesday.
Johnson said speedy Miami Dolphins receiver Ted Ginn Jr.(notes) stood him up when they agreed to a foot race during a summer pool party on Miami Beach.
“We were going to race down Ocean Drive,” said Johnson, [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Chris Henry burning up Google…in a very bad way

Not much has come out on this story, but it drawing a whole lot of interest. Cincinnati Bengals WR is currently on life support after sustaining life threatening head injuries from a bizarre accident earlier tonight. Following an argument with his fiance in Charlotte, NC, Henry jumped in the back of her pickup truck as [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009