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So many chances to lock this one up boys. You blew it. Your one signature win down the drain. 3-9. It blows being a Redskins fan.
A few thoughts as we don’t want to get into the whole analysis of the BCS debacle. *The Gators were overrated all year (so was Tebow), so this was not unexpected. *TCU should be in the title game, not Texas. *Florida coach Urban Meyer was taken to the hospital and treated for dehydration after the [...]
This is the biggest violation possible in sports. Crying after a loss. Tim Tebow is the worst. Coach Urban Meyer might possibly bench him in the team’s upcoming Sugar Bowl appearance. He is quoted “First it was the God stuff on his eyeblack - its pretty gay but I could deal with that, but now he’s [...]
Possible reasons: Did not want to be flagged offsides. Taking a dump. Fell asleep. Had a boner and didn’t want anyone to see. He was admiring the turf management. There was a glitch in the game. Remove game, blow on bottom, reinsert game and hit reset. Bobby Bowden is old and blind; he won’t see [...]
This week Joe Giradi, manager of the 2009 World Series champion New York Yankees, came to advise Mark on the best way to slide to avoid injury. Jets coaching were amazed at how quickly he picked it up, given he’d neglected the act thus far in his pro career, often flying headfirst between opposing defenders. [...]
The Minneapolis Star-Tribune reports: Vikings receiver Bernard Berrian joined teammate Adrian Peterson in the speeding ticket club after going 104 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone the day after the Vikings beat the Bears 36-10. According to patrol Capt. Matt Langer, a trooper stopped Berrian at 9:38 p.m. in the southbound lane on Monday. Meanwhile, [...]
The most entertaining wide receiver in the game is smartly planning for his post-NFL career with the introduction of the Ocho Cinco Condom. It even comes with a ruler on the box to measure your mettle off the field. Rumor has it that the following NFL members are also trying to launch their own line [...]
Winning is so awesome sometimes as an owner that the inexplicable is done. In this case, 86 year old Titans owner Bud Adams showed his gratitude to the Buffalo Bills via twin birdies. Not even two quick ones. He held those mothers out long enough for all of Buffalo to take in. What happened next? [...]
Bill Belichick made a gutsy call on a fourth and two in his own half on Sunday against the Colts and paid the ultimate price – giving Peyton Manning a short field to go and win the game, which he happily did with little time left on the clock. Thoughts: * Only Belichick would make [...]
Chiefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe has been suspended for four games after violating the league’s performance enhancing substance abuse policy. While his agent says it was a weight loss supplement, that is neither here or there. Dwayne – you’re either helping fantasy players or you’re not, so right now you are dead to us. Stupidly, [...]
Ejected after 65 seconds. Probably not worth hitting a guy if he has a helmet on Tommie…
Idiot! Jersey color is one thing, but you have to know what side of the ball you are on bro! Epic Fail! Check out the team’s site: Las Vegas Cobras What a piece of crap. It is funny however, that it says, “We are now know as the world famous Las Vegas Cobras for a [...]
do not let go of the ball, no matter how many dudes are pinching you, gouging your eyes out, or grabbing your lonis package.
Long overdue on this one, sorry. That does not diminish the fact that Larry Johnson is a complete dumbass though. After twittering away one night, Larry forgot that other people might actually read what he had written. A few of LJ’s poetic works included: Johnson compared his father’s football career playing for a legendary youth [...]