Check out the sound/yell/crazy scream Adrian peterson makes after he is pushed out of bounds following a ridiculous run where he dominates a Steeler player. Sounds like a dragon that was stabbed with a sword and is about to breathe fire.
The Redskins are the first team in NFL history to play six winless teams to start a season. How have they fared? Two wins, four losses. AKA Miserable. With Daniel Snyder as the owner, don’t expect Zornie to be around for much longer (like a few more hours). Maybe he’ll make it through the bye [...]
Awful hit. Dante Wesley is going to hell. And he will have to pay a huge fine.
Screw NFL Power Rankings. We are talking about Hot Seat Rankings, ranking the coaches most in trouble of getting their asses sacked right now. Props to Poot for the listing. 1. Jim Zorn – easiest schedule in NFL history so 2-3 is more like 0-5. 2. Dick Jauron – No offense? No excuse. 3. Tom [...]
Quick hits from the weekend: *Tiger Woods dominated the rest of the world, going 5-0 in the President’s Cup, en route to a USA victory. This should end the flack he typically gets for “not showing up” to team events such as this and the Ryder Cup. *Don’t think this Yankees team is going to [...]
So we weren’t perfect last week and went 9-5 with our picks. But come on…who knew that Jacksonville would explode, Dallas would implode, Mark Clayton would forget how to catch, Pittsburgh would run effectively, and TO wouldn’t catch a single pass? So here we go again: B’more over Cincy – Mark Clayton comes back to [...]
Well, you can give as much crap as you want to Brett Favre, but it looks like he is still pretty good to everyone’s dismay. In a game where Adrian Peterson was bottled up and prevented from hitting the edge, Favre picked apart the Green Bay secondary when it counted. But then he cried during [...]
JockJoose set up camp at Gillette Stadium for the Pats-Ravens game over the weekend. Highlights included: *Drinking a dozen beers *Being called a purple f****t for wearing a Baltimore jersey *Passing out and snoring *Penalty called anytime Brady got touched (getting ridiculous at this point) All in all, wicked good matchup. Just when the Pats [...]
The below is fact. Do yourself a favor and throw down on a 14 game moneyline parlay. Make millions. Chicago over Detroit – Don’t press your luck Lions. You only beat the Skins. You still suck badly. Cincy over Cleveland – Sweet start Eric Mangina! Bench Quinn and start Anderson? It doesn’t matter. Houston over [...]
USC running back Stafon Johnson is having throat surgery Monday after a weightlifting accident in a campus weight room. The senior was bench-pressing in the morning with a spotter when the bar fell out of his right hand and landed on his throat, according to a report on USC’s Web site. Johnson is in critical [...]
Here are the worst people in sports based on last weekend’s action. 10. Ladainian Tomlinson – You are screwing fantasy owners everywhere. Either play or retire. If you play, stop sucking and resume running for 180 yards and three touchdowns a game. 9. Eric Mangini – You appear here for breaking the final straw of [...]
Immediate thoughts: – All Redskins fans are looking for a new team to root for – Fire Jim Zorn – You see, Jason Campbell really isn’t the problem – Clinton Portis needs to toughen up and run people over like the old days – If you need seven yards on third down to score, then [...]
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones lives by such mottos as “Go hard or go home”, “The bigger the better”, and “The bigger your giant TV, then the bigger your schlong.” Some specs on him new Godzilla-Tron at Cowboys Stadium, which is a Diamond Vision, made my Mitsubishi Electric (by the way, the announcers kept calling [...]
Very emotional Clemson fan caught on camera and used during the ESPN overview highlight of the Clemson versus Georgia Tech game on September 10, 2009. Clemson wound up losing the game, 27-30, by a last minute field goal after coming back from 24 points down. Note: The use of the Telestrator and Chris Fowler struggling [...]