Archive for the 'footie' Category

[Soccer] Top 10 Misses

According to youtube user Ryansoccerrox, these are the ‘funniest’ misses, ever.

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Leeds United knocks Man U out of FA Cup

Thumbs up from JockJoose on this result.
Leeds, who fell from grace at the turn of the century mired in financial woes, knocked Manchester United out of the FA Cup with a Jermaine Beckford piece of composure.

Monday, January 4th, 2010

[fantasy football] Jerome Harrison goes off

Most leagues have Jerome Harrison, Cleveland Browns running back, somewhere in the fold. Usually he is on the bench. Only four percent of leagues started him this week. Any owner that saw this stat line probably deuced their panties, ruing a missed chance for some major points:
34 carries
286 yards
3 touchdowns
2 receptions
12 yards
This translates into nearly [...]

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Blindfolded keepup – try it at work

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

The women of the world cup….

Denmark wins
North Korea loses
Click here for all the women of the world cup

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

[WC South Africa - Part I] World Cup fever begins; Americans get favorable draw; North Korea f*%^ed!!

The World Cup draw is like Christmas to us world football fans. If you have no idea what we are talking about then think about what it would be like to realign all of the divisions in the NFL or MLB, picking one team at a time. Your bottom would tighten up with every drawing, [...]

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Diego Maradona wins women’s rights award

ZURICH (Reuters) – Argentina coach Diego Maradona was banned for two months and fined more than $24,000 (14,359 pounds) on Sunday after a foul-mouthed outburst at the end of last month’s decisive World Cup qualifier in Uruguay.
Maradona, 49, who faced a potential ban from some of his team’s matches at next year’s World Cup, apologised [...]

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

[college footie] 95 yard goal

This was definitely not on purpose, but nonetheless would be exciting if you had any part in that game. I’ve caught the goalie out and scored from a kickoff twice in my life, but this is just silly.

Friday, November 6th, 2009

You think Ibrahimovic is missing Inter?

Nope. Sick goal.

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Liverpool sinks Man U @ Kop

Quick hits from this game, and what a game to watch it was.
*Fernando Torres is lethal and stronger than he looks. Class goal.
*Benayoun, while rated highly, is not rated highly enough. He is attacking football at its finest.
*Berbatov is a bum. His workrate was brutal and he disrupts the flow of the game.
*Liverpool fans marched [...]

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Balloon pops Liverpool title hopes, ref relegated

Sunderland’s Darren Bent fired a shot which hit a red beach ball and deflected past goalkeeper Pepe Reina in the fifth minute to hand Liverpool a 1-0 defeat, thus ruining their entire season and enraging all Kop fans.
In a far-fetched version of an own-goal, the ball, branded with a Liverpool crest, had been thrown on [...]

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

[busted] Beckham caught looking at booty

Oh David Beckham, those shifty eyes went to the wrong spot and your Spice Girl wife is extremely pissed off about it. Pic five just about sums up every man’s frustration with relationships. Love his half assed attempt to console. Busted!

Monday, October 12th, 2009

[weekend joose] Tiger rolls, Jags should quit, BoSox on the downslide

Quick hits from the weekend:
*Tiger Woods dominated the rest of the world, going 5-0 in the President’s Cup, en route to a USA victory. This should end the flack he typically gets for “not showing up” to team events such as this and the Ryder Cup.
*Don’t think this Yankees team is going to fail to [...]

Monday, October 12th, 2009

French gay soccer team stiffed by Muslim team

AP – PARIS — A French gay soccer team says its members were victims of homophobia when a team of Muslim players refused to play a match against them.
The Paris Foot Gay team says Tuesday it received an e-mail from the Creteil Bebel club canceling a match scheduled for last Sunday.
“Because of the principles of [...]

Friday, October 9th, 2009

[hooligans] West Ham and Millwall punished for riot

So that was the gist of what happened between the two English football clubs. Among other things, supporters invaded the pitch twice after West Ham scored and a 44-year-old man was taken to hospital with a stab wound. Bunch of bloody lads in the video as well. A couple players were subjected to racist taunts.
Let’s [...]

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009