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If you’re American, check it out on ESPN2 here and there. Best annual sporting competition there is. Check out the footage below from a few games this week. We at JockJoose hate Real Madrid and Cristiano Ronaldo, but goals one and five in this video are sick nasty. Arsenal’s second goal is offsides no doubt. [...]

Lucky he didn’t start a riot… Adebayor played for Arsenal last season before transferring to Manchester City this season. Just last week, he publicly insulted Arsenal fans and players. He scored against them Saturday and pooed in their face.

Dear US Men’s National Team, Please stop fucking around in World Cup qualifying. Regards, Person who has purchased World Cup 2010 tickets to see you play in South Africa

The English Football Association is to launch a probe into a training ground friendly match last week between Chelsea apprentices and players from UAE club Al Alhi, that descended into an on field brawl. Britain’s News of the World reported on Sunday that Chelsea players being groomed for the first team were assaulted with karate [...]

The reigning champs lost to a team just promoted to top flight football. We say good. Check out the stunner that sent them to a 1-0 defeat. More proof that the EPL is the best league in the world with this sort of parity.

Only the latest example, David Beckham was shown a straight red card after this reckless challenge against Seattle. How about some more moments from the dude who doesn’t want to be in America? We’d rather not wait for your next loan spell in Milan. Get out.

JockJoose fell victim to the largest whoring in recent adult coed sports history over the weekend. Let’s have a recap and let you be the judge on the final decision: Friday afternoon – Arrive in Virginia Beach. Arrangements to get picked up at airport are blown when it is realized that the wrong airport was [...]

Ouch

United States defender Oguchi Onyewu joined AC Milan on Tuesday, becoming one of the few Americans to play in Italy’s top league. Milan said Tuesday it had agreed to a three-year contract with the 27-year-old, whose contract with Standard Liege had expired. Onyewu, long a star in the Belgian league, gained increased notice with superb [...]

The real Ronaldo not to be forgotten

Bizarre move, but it might work out. He is not totally washed up yet, but another poor season will relegate poor Owen to that status. Once a dazzling wonderkid who took the world by storm in 1998, he is now a bit player who people don’t expect much out of. Resurgence? Just for the record, [...]

Up 2-0 at half. Lose 3-2. Overpowered.

Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!

It took a miracle to make it out of the group stage with a 3-0 victory over Egypt and a simultaneous 3-0 win by Brazil over Italy. Now the USMT must take on Spain, the world’s top ranked team in the semifinals of the Confederation Cup in South Africa. We are f*cked. Spain could beat [...]