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[Golf] Tiger Loves the Butt

Tiger comes clean, addicted to the butt… Here is video:

Critics said:

- he a jerk and he wont get a girl again
- I think Tiger Woods and David Duchovny should get together and cruise around North America in a convertible Cadillac Thelma and Louise style!….That would be fucking EPIC all over the news and shit…….Live [...]

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Tiger Woods wins Athlete/Dumbass of the Decade

In an astonishing triumph over career-damaging scandal, embattled golfer Tiger Woods won high honors as both the Associated Press “Athlete of the Decade” and Planet Earth’s “Dumbass of the Decade” yesterday – beating out seven-time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong for the former and G.W. Bush for the latter.
With his 12 [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Gatorade drops drink line, Tiger in need of electrolytes

Gatorade officials confirmed to CNBC on Tuesday afternoon that its subline “Gatorade Tiger Focus” will be discontinued.
The decision, they say, has absolutely nothing to do with recent events surrounding Woods, but more to do with a strategy devised months ago to streamline their offerings.
In related news, Tiger Woods has been seen desperately searching for a [...]

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Stuttering Tiger

A transcription of one of the messages Tiger left with the NY cocktail waitress.
If this was really Tiger, then god help him in the face of the media:
“Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went [...]

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Caught by Tiger’s tale…a third woman?

celebrity-gossip.net – Things keep getting worse for Tiger Woods , as yet another woman has come forward to say she’s had an affair with the golf pro.
Las Vegas beauty and marketing manager for The Bank Nightclub Kalika Moquin has been named as another mistress, bringing Tiger’s total of “other women” to 3.
According to a report, [...]

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Live Tiger crash footage!!

Our colleagues at JingJoose in Asia have uncovered live Tiger coverage!!

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Tiger moving the needle on Google

USA Today – One measure of Tiger Woods’ drawing power, if we needed any, is the fact that this afternoon the word currently topping the Google Trends most-searched list is “transgressions.”
Related searches: Transgressions definition; Tiger Woods transgressions.
The word figures prominently in Woods’ statement today apologizing publicly for his behavior following reports that of [...]

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Tiger and Elin looking good

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

JockJoose uncovers hidden Tiger crash story

Using an advanced version of the mosaic theory combined with our patented athlete logic engines, JockJoose analysts have pieced together the Tiger Woods auto crash story that happened on Thanksgiving morning.
Midnight Thanksgiving day – Tiger arrives home after a light training session in which he benched 600 pounds and hit 54,000 golf balls on the [...]

Monday, November 30th, 2009

[weekend joose] Tiger rolls, Jags should quit, BoSox on the downslide

Quick hits from the weekend:
*Tiger Woods dominated the rest of the world, going 5-0 in the President’s Cup, en route to a USA victory. This should end the flack he typically gets for “not showing up” to team events such as this and the Ryder Cup.
*Don’t think this Yankees team is going to fail to [...]

Monday, October 12th, 2009

[in all seriousness] Big ups to Phil

After a year of terrible family problems, Lefty bounced back to win the Tour Championship. Props from JockJoose.

Monday, September 28th, 2009

395K puttz

Read this article from Jay Busbee….this would induce for most normal humans.
Three feet. It’s not quite inside the leather, not quite gimme, but close. Veeery close. So close that you’ve probably knocked down a hundred of them in your life without thinking twice about it.
Brandt Snedeker would love to have one of those hundred, please, [...]

Monday, September 14th, 2009

[Golf] Sexy Caddy Service Banned from Golf Courses

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One of Britain’s largest golf clubs has banned the services of an all-sexy- female caddy company because female caddies wearing tight and skimpy clothing on the course “damages the reputation of the sport,” according to a story in the Insiders at the club.
Eye Candy Caddies provides models trained as caddies who [...]

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Yang-gate: Tiger places Asian golf advancement before PGA win

Chaska, MINN – The first reaction most golf fans had included the phrases “melt down”, “fluke”, and “major upset”. The truth is that Tiger Woods didn’t lose this one…he gave it away.
Not far from Jack Nicklaus’ major tournament record, TW was placed in a unique situation with the leaderboard position of South Korean Y.E. Yang, [...]

Monday, August 17th, 2009

PGA Championship Odds are in!!

Odds are in for the last major of the year! Bet all of your earnings on Tiger Woods to earn nothing!

Thursday, August 13th, 2009