Archive for the 'Sports' Category

[Football Dance] Chargers Running Back LaDainian Tomlinson Does the ‘LT Dance’

LaDainian Tomlinson is an American football running back for the San Diego Chargers of the National Football League and an up and coming Pop Artist. LT FANS say What?: – OUCH. This has to be a joke. LT is awesome, but this is comical. Why would he do this? – Hold the Bacon… LT!!! -hell [...]

Monday, January 11th, 2010

[Soccer] Top 10 Misses

According to youtube user Ryansoccerrox, these are the ‘funniest’ misses, ever.

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

[Olympics] 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics Figure Skating Preview

Brought to you by Pineappleope.com 2010 is being called the ‘come back year’ for figure skating, after the event was nearly dropped from the Olympic games. In early 2009 critics of figure skating argued the event was less of a sport and more of a “dance recital on ice” – similar to the popular hit [...]

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

New England floods with tears over Welker injury

No survivors located

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Fiesta Bowl turns into lame party

Boise State and TCU! The first time we saw this matchup, we anticipated two offenses on steroids and trick plays out the wazzoo, wrapped up with an ending from a college football fairytale on quaaludes. The highest rated passer in the nation meets a running game resembling a Kenyan tribe on PED’s. What did we [...]

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Chris Johnson – JockJoose NFL MVP

CJ2K took the throne from Adrian Peterson as best running back in the NFL with his 2,000 yard season, making him only the 6th player to do so. With 134 yards against the Broncos, CJ hit 2,006 on the season, also shattering Marshall Faulk’s 1999 record for yards from scrimmage in the process with 2,509. [...]

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Leeds United knocks Man U out of FA Cup

Thumbs up from JockJoose on this result. Leeds, who fell from grace at the turn of the century mired in financial woes, knocked Manchester United out of the FA Cup with a Jermaine Beckford piece of composure.

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Pat White knocked out

This one looked bad as soon as it happened. A sprinting Pat White got tripped up near the sideline and was met by an Ike Taylor helmet. It would appear that White was immediately knocked out and amazingly that was the extent of damage to him. We at JockJoose thought the worst, but we were [...]

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Yukigassen promoting global interaction and breaking down political barriers

The history of “Yukigassen” as a sport across national boundaries is being created. The number of players is increasing throughout the world, including in Finland where the European Championship is held. A team consists of 9 (7 regular) players and a captain. Yukigassen requires strong willpower, quick judgment and intelligence to create clever tactics. Only [...]

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Monday Night slaughtering

And to think the bookies started to tighten the spread right before kickoff. They were actually showing the ‘Skins some respect before their embarassing slaughtering. No doubt that Jim Zorn ran this trick play to rise above his insolent executive bosses and get back at them for two years of mole-whacking him into lifelessness. How’d [...]

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Flozell Adams is a meathead

There are different ways to congratulate your teammates on scoring a touchdown, but this probably isn’t the best way to do so with your starting running back. If this was Brian Westbrook, he may have died. The NFL is very sucky about having YouTube postings of their games, so all we can provide is this [...]

Monday, December 21st, 2009

[fantasy football] Jerome Harrison goes off

Most leagues have Jerome Harrison, Cleveland Browns running back, somewhere in the fold. Usually he is on the bench. Only four percent of leagues started him this week. Any owner that saw this stat line probably deuced their panties, ruing a missed chance for some major points: 34 carries 286 yards 3 touchdowns 2 receptions [...]

Monday, December 21st, 2009

NFL – Tokyo Drift style

Yahoo – When it came to talking trash about who’s faster, NFL rushing leader Chris Johnson won going away Wednesday. Johnson said speedy Miami Dolphins receiver Ted Ginn Jr.(notes) stood him up when they agreed to a foot race during a summer pool party on Miami Beach. “We were going to race down Ocean Drive,” [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Tiger Woods wins Athlete/Dumbass of the Decade

In an astonishing triumph over career-damaging scandal, embattled golfer Tiger Woods won high honors as both the Associated Press “Athlete of the Decade” and Planet Earth’s “Dumbass of the Decade” yesterday – beating out seven-time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong for the former and G.W. Bush for the latter. With his [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Chris Henry burning up Google…in a very bad way

Not much has come out on this story, but it drawing a whole lot of interest. Cincinnati Bengals WR is currently on life support after sustaining life threatening head injuries from a bizarre accident earlier tonight. Following an argument with his fiance in Charlotte, NC, Henry jumped in the back of her pickup truck as [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009