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Gatorade officials confirmed to CNBC on Tuesday afternoon that its subline “Gatorade Tiger Focus” will be discontinued. The decision, they say, has absolutely nothing to do with recent events surrounding Woods, but more to do with a strategy devised months ago to streamline their offerings. In related news, Tiger Woods has been seen desperately searching [...]
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Brought to you by Pineappleope.com Brazilian Bikini Roller Boxing (BBRB) will probably top the popularity of the sport of Baseball (MLB), or quite possibly reach the world wide popularity of Soccer (futbol). While it is not huge yet (in America), you can be sure with a concept like this, within the next several months 98% [...]
So many chances to lock this one up boys. You blew it. Your one signature win down the drain. 3-9. It blows being a Redskins fan.
A few thoughts as we don’t want to get into the whole analysis of the BCS debacle. *The Gators were overrated all year (so was Tebow), so this was not unexpected. *TCU should be in the title game, not Texas. *Florida coach Urban Meyer was taken to the hospital and treated for dehydration after the [...]
This is the biggest violation possible in sports. Crying after a loss. Tim Tebow is the worst. Coach Urban Meyer might possibly bench him in the team’s upcoming Sugar Bowl appearance. He is quoted “First it was the God stuff on his eyeblack - its pretty gay but I could deal with that, but now he’s [...]
The World Cup draw is like Christmas to us world football fans. If you have no idea what we are talking about then think about what it would be like to realign all of the divisions in the NFL or MLB, picking one team at a time. Your bottom would tighten up with every drawing, [...]
Possible reasons: Did not want to be flagged offsides. Taking a dump. Fell asleep. Had a boner and didn’t want anyone to see. He was admiring the turf management. There was a glitch in the game. Remove game, blow on bottom, reinsert game and hit reset. Bobby Bowden is old and blind; he won’t see [...]
Ouch. Out eight weeks.
This week Joe Giradi, manager of the 2009 World Series champion New York Yankees, came to advise Mark on the best way to slide to avoid injury. Jets coaching were amazed at how quickly he picked it up, given he’d neglected the act thus far in his pro career, often flying headfirst between opposing defenders. [...]
The Minneapolis Star-Tribune reports: Vikings receiver Bernard Berrian joined teammate Adrian Peterson in the speeding ticket club after going 104 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone the day after the Vikings beat the Bears 36-10. According to patrol Capt. Matt Langer, a trooper stopped Berrian at 9:38 p.m. in the southbound lane on Monday. Meanwhile, [...]
A transcription of one of the messages Tiger left with the NY cocktail waitress. If this was really Tiger, then god help him in the face of the media: “Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My [...]