Archive for the 'soccer' Category

[hooligans] West Ham and Millwall punished for riot

So that was the gist of what happened between the two English football clubs. Among other things, supporters invaded the pitch twice after West Ham scored and a 44-year-old man was taken to hospital with a stab wound. Bunch of bloody lads in the video as well. A couple players were subjected to racist taunts. [...]

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Footie babes

Excellent link. You are welcome. Go to the archives for the full gamut. http://soccerlens.com/babes/

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Joose Presents: Another Fantastic Soccer Goal. Best EVER?

Hey America – maybe this will get you to start watching some REAL football! Talk about the HOT Corner.

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Champions League is back

If you’re American, check it out on ESPN2 here and there. Best annual sporting competition there is. Check out the footage below from a few games this week. We at JockJoose hate Real Madrid and Cristiano Ronaldo, but goals one and five in this video are sick nasty. Arsenal’s second goal is offsides no doubt. [...]

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Clown Adebayor insults his old fans

Lucky he didn’t start a riot… Adebayor played for Arsenal last season before transferring to Manchester City this season. Just last week, he publicly insulted Arsenal fans and players. He scored against them Saturday and pooed in their face.

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

USA 2 : 1 El Salvador

Dear US Men’s National Team, Please stop fucking around in World Cup qualifying. Regards, Person who has purchased World Cup 2010 tickets to see you play in South Africa

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

David Beckham is a loser

Only the latest example, David Beckham was shown a straight red card after this reckless challenge against Seattle. How about some more moments from the dude who doesn’t want to be in America? We’d rather not wait for your next loan spell in Milan. Get out.

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Whoring of the week

JockJoose fell victim to the largest whoring in recent adult coed sports history over the weekend. Let’s have a recap and let you be the judge on the final decision: Friday afternoon – Arrive in Virginia Beach. Arrangements to get picked up at airport are blown when it is realized that the wrong airport was [...]

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

[Babes] The Hottest Wives of Dudes who Play Footie

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Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Bad footie fouls

Ouch

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Onyewu joins AC Milan

United States defender Oguchi Onyewu joined AC Milan on Tuesday, becoming one of the few Americans to play in Italy’s top league. Milan said Tuesday it had agreed to a three-year contract with the 27-year-old, whose contract with Standard Liege had expired. Onyewu, long a star in the Belgian league, gained increased notice with superb [...]

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

[brutal] women’s mud soccer

not even worth watching, don’t waste your time

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

[best ever] El Phenom

The real Ronaldo not to be forgotten

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Man Utd sign Michael Owen?

Bizarre move, but it might work out. He is not totally washed up yet, but another poor season will relegate poor Owen to that status. Once a dazzling wonderkid who took the world by storm in 1998, he is now a bit player who people don’t expect much out of. Resurgence? Just for the record, [...]

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

[what a tease] USA loses

Up 2-0 at half. Lose 3-2. Overpowered.

Monday, June 29th, 2009