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Jooose editors have searched far and wide to find what we are calling, the coolest sports tricks ever. A couple prime selections:

It took a miracle to make it out of the group stage with a 3-0 victory over Egypt and a simultaneous 3-0 win by Brazil over Italy. Now the USMT must take on Spain, the world’s top ranked team in the semifinals of the Confederation Cup in South Africa. We are f*cked. Spain could beat [...]

ISTANBUL (AFP) – The fledgling homosexual movement in Turkey has ventured into the roughest of fields—the macho world of football—after a referee “came out” on television, dropping a bombshell in this football-mad country and leaving authorities confused. Already stripped of his refereeing licence, Halil Ibrahim Dincdag, 33, vows to fight on to restore his career [...]

Guiseppe Rossi is a striker. Guiseppe Rossi plays for Italy. Guiseppe Rossi scores goals. Two issues: 1 – He scored two against the US Men’s National Team en route to a 3-1 victory in both teams’ first match in the Confederation’s Cup in South Africa on Monday. 2 – He was born in New Jersey!!!!!! [...]

The United States once again proved that they will never win a World Cup as they lost 3-1 to Costa Rica in World Cup qualifying. Embarrassing is a word that comes to mind. Granted, it is not easy to walk into such a backwards country and win in their shitty stadium, but still you still [...]

Looks pretty incidental, but I’m sure the dude was pissed..

Barcelona outclassed Manchester United 2-0 in the Champions League final at the Stadio Olimpico on Wednesday. Striker Samuel Eto’o struck the opener on 10 minutes when he cut in from the right past Nemanja Vidic and his low shot beat United goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar at his near post. Xavi cracked a free kick [...]

Needing a win to survive in the English Premier League, Newcastle United football club rolled over and let Aston Villa take three points in winning the last match of the season for both teams. This event has triggered an immediate depression in the city of Newcastle as well as a riot by fans in the [...]

By taking a point from Arsenal with a match remaining, Manchester United were crowned as English Premier League champions for the third successive year. Clearly, the operation being run out of Old Trafford is a superior one with great coaching and players. Take the performances this year of the ageless Ryan Giggs, the ugly Wayne [...]