Archive for the 'weekend joose' Category
[Worst Ever] Cry Me a river Tim Tebow
This is the biggest violation possible in sports. Crying after a loss. Tim Tebow is the worst. Coach Urban Meyer might possibly bench him in the team’s upcoming Sugar Bowl appearance. He is quoted “First it was the God stuff on his eyeblack - its pretty gay but I could deal with that, but now he’s [...]
[Bad Joose] FRS energy drink SCAM
I’m an active person, and I’m on the internet a lot. So after seeing the ubiquitous FRS free trial ads which feature ripped athletes i decided to pay $3.99 for shipping and get the free trial supply, knowing that i’d never buy the stuff at full price since all brand name supplements are ridiculously overpriced and never [...]
[Non Human Sounds] Adrian Peterson the beast
Check out the sound/yell/crazy scream Adrian peterson makes after he is pushed out of bounds following a ridiculous run where he dominates a Steeler player. Sounds like a dragon that was stabbed with a sword and is about to breathe fire.
[weekend joose] Tiger rolls, Jags should quit, BoSox on the downslide
Quick hits from the weekend:
*Tiger Woods dominated the rest of the world, going 5-0 in the President’s Cup, en route to a USA victory. This should end the flack he typically gets for “not showing up” to team events such as this and the Ryder Cup.
*Don’t think this Yankees team is going to fail to [...]
weekend joose
JockJoose set up camp at Gillette Stadium for the Pats-Ravens game over the weekend. Highlights included:
*Drinking a dozen beers
*Being called a purple f****t for wearing a Baltimore jersey
*Passing out and snoring
*Penalty called anytime Brady got touched (getting ridiculous at this point)
All in all, wicked good matchup. Just when the Pats took control of the game, [...]