Chad Ocho Cinco Condoms – Stock up before Xmas!
November 30th, 2009 by why be athletic | Posted in football, Gen. Discussion, Product | 864 viewsThe most entertaining wide receiver in the game is smartly planning for his post-NFL career with the introduction of the Ocho Cinco Condom. It even comes with a ruler on the box to measure your mettle off the field.
Rumor has it that the following NFL members are also trying to launch their own line of jimmy hats:
Tony Romo – reportedly contains a special Oriental stimulant that promotes confidence when performance in the later months is certain to wane. “When it’s late in the season, ensure that your penis does not commit treason.”
Lendale White – In line with his new tequila diet which enabled to him to slim down, these rubbers will perform no matter your level of inebriation. “Drop the hammer, even when you’re hammered.”
Chris Johnson – the NFL’s new elite burner proves that speed doesn’t mean you have to give up endurance at the same time. “Fast and far, raise your bedroom’s bar.”
Eric Mangini – If you don’t have a clue exactly how to operate your penis, this one is for you. With special instructions to avoid complete operation failure due to poor penile management, “Even in the face of Brown, your donger will never frown.”
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