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		<title>[Performance Enhancement] Olympic Speed Skaters Wearing Thongs Perform Better</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/performance-enhancement-olympic-speed-skaters-wearing-thongs-perform-better/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/performance-enhancement-olympic-speed-skaters-wearing-thongs-perform-better/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>competitor</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[speed skating]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
The Japanese long-track speed skating team wore impressive technologically advanced see-through spandex uniforms.  These track suits were paired with black high-rise thongs for pure performance enhancements. 
We assume the Japanese woman pictured above won 3 golds and broke 3 world records, and now is considered more of an Olympic heavyweight than reigning champ Michael [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Twenty Hottest American Athletes at the 2010 Winter Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Hot Corner]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[vancouver]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Twenty Hottest American Athletes at the 2010 Winter Olympics
There is room for debate here. Our top three are:
1. Tanith Belbin
2. Clair Bidez
3. Kristi Leskinen
Sorry Lindsay Vonn and Sasha Cohen, but you&#8217;re still hottie.
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		<title>The Twenty Hottest Eastern Europeans at the Winter Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[strange sports]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[hottie curler]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 20 Hottest Eastern Europeans and Beyond at the 2010 Winter Olympics
Claudia Toth wins. Not even debatable.
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		<title>[Rules] New Rules to Make Sports Better</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/new-rules-to-make-sports-better/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/new-rules-to-make-sports-better/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 06:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gen. Discussion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[better sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[game changing rules]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[increase fan base]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new rules]]></category>

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		<title>And the best Super Bowl ad award goes to&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/and-the-best-super-bowl-ad-award-goes-to/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/and-the-best-super-bowl-ad-award-goes-to/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Hot Corner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[megan fox]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The scene where the mom is banging on the door seals the deal.

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		<title>Who Dat you say? The new champs</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/who-dat-you-say-the-new-champs/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/who-dat-you-say-the-new-champs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[addai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[colts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dallas clark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drew brees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peyton manning]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pick six]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reggie bush]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=1283</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Maybe it’s our time.&#8221; That is what Saints QB Drew Brees said on December 6 after a comeback win against the Washington Redskins. Well, he was right.
I wouldn&#8217;t call that an outlandish prediction come true, but up until a couple weeks ago, people still had their doubts whether the Saints could win the Super Bowl. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[Winter Olympics Preview] Woman&#8217;s Bobsledding Run Goes Awry</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/winter-olympics-preview-womans-bobsledding-run-goes-awry/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/winter-olympics-preview-womans-bobsledding-run-goes-awry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>competitor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bloopers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olympics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bobsledding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black thong]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaining speed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[intentional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pants hoax]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sledding on ice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wardrobe malfunction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Women Bobsledders Go Commando]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In an unfortunate turn of events for this woman&#8217;s bobsledding team, this bobsledding run turns into the hottest Bobsledding Action in History.

Commentators said: 
- bobsledders﻿ don&#8217;t wear underpants man that was all ass
- She had on a thong﻿ look again.
- no she did have﻿ a thong on underneath. You can quite clearly see it. 
 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[SPORTS] OFFICIAL SUPERBOWL DRINKING GAME</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/sports-official-superbowl-drinking-game/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/sports-official-superbowl-drinking-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:14:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Moist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports Betting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unsure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[strange sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drinking Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hurricane Katrina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Super Sunday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tim tebow sucks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[super bowl drinking game &#8211; IT IS ON
The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game-WHO DAT!!!
1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1
4. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NFL playoffs</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/nfl-playoffs/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/nfl-playoffs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:59:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We at JockJoose Sports apologize for the lack of NFL playoff coverage. To be honest, we are torn because all of our beloved teams have lost. However, let&#8217;s provide some predictions for this weekend to make our wonderful readers feel whole again.
Jets at Indy
Why to take Indy: Peyton Manning. Though not the man in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[WHO DAT?] PARTY IN MIA &#8211; Miley Cyrus live in Miami</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/who-dat-party-in-mia-miley-cyrus-live-in-miami/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/who-dat-party-in-mia-miley-cyrus-live-in-miami/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Moist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Exercise & Fitness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unsure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weekend joose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drew brees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Free Miley Cyrus Concert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeremy Shockey Tat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Orleans is for lovers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>[Golf] Tiger Loves the Butt</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/golf-tiger-loves-the-butt/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/golf-tiger-loves-the-butt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>competitor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bloopers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[golf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[addicted to the butt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[out with it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the truth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tiger video woods comes clean]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tiger woods]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tiger comes clean, addicted to the butt&#8230; Here is video:

Critics said: 

- he a jerk and he wont﻿ get a girl again
- I think Tiger Woods﻿ and David Duchovny should get together and cruise around North America in a convertible Cadillac Thelma and Louise style!&#8230;.That would be fucking EPIC all over the news and shit&#8230;&#8230;.Live [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[Football Dance] Chargers Running Back LaDainian Tomlinson Does the &#8216;LT Dance&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/football-dance-chargers-running-back-ladainian-tomlinson-does-the-lt-dance/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/football-dance-chargers-running-back-ladainian-tomlinson-does-the-lt-dance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>competitor</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[end zone celebrations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LT does the electric slide]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[music video footballers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wtf?]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jockjoose.com/?p=1263</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[LaDainian Tomlinson is an American football running back for the San Diego Chargers of the National Football League and an up and coming Pop Artist.

LT FANS say What?: 
- OUCH. This has to be a joke. LT is awesome, but this﻿ is comical. Why would he do this?
- Hold the Bacon&#8230; LT!!!﻿
-hell ya chargers goin [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[Soccer] Top 10 Misses</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/soccer-top-10-misses/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/soccer-top-10-misses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>competitor</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[losing the game]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to youtube user Ryansoccerrox, these are the &#8216;funniest&#8217; misses, ever. 

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		<title>[Olympics] 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics Figure Skating Preview</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/olympics-2010-vancouver-winter-olympics-figure-skating-preview/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/olympics-2010-vancouver-winter-olympics-figure-skating-preview/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>competitor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Olympics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[figure skating]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[nipple slip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oksana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[white hockey skates]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brought to you by Pineappleope.com
2010 is being called the &#8216;come back year&#8217; for figure skating, after the event was nearly dropped from the Olympic games. In early 2009 critics of figure skating argued the event was less of a sport and more of a &#8220;dance recital on ice&#8221; &#8211; similar to the popular hit tv [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New England floods with tears over Welker injury</title>
		<link>http://jockjoose.com/new-england-floods-with-tears-over-welker-injury/</link>
		<comments>http://jockjoose.com/new-england-floods-with-tears-over-welker-injury/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:16:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>why be athletic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No survivors located

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