Fiesta Bowl turns into lame party
January 5th, 2010 by why be athletic | Posted in football | 407 viewsBoise State and TCU! The first time we saw this matchup, we anticipated two offenses on steroids and trick plays out the wazzoo, wrapped up with an ending from a college football fairytale on quaaludes. The highest rated passer in the nation meets a running game resembling a Kenyan tribe on PED’s.
What did we get? A defensive battle, mediocre quarterbacking, and an ending that resembled an anticlimactic seventies porn star. Hell, the play of the game was a fake punt pass that was good for 30 yards. End result? Boise State won 17-10 in a nursing home nail-biter.
Immediate thoughts as we won’t expend too much on this story:
*Kellen Moore destroyed his NFL chances despite having a high octane passing career. That’s what happens when you go to a school like Boise State. Unless you end with bang, then you go out with a whimper and land a desk job at an accounting firm.
*TCU quarterback Andy Dalton looks like an Irish stepchild. Red hair that burns your eyes.
*What was up with the fat Boise State dancers flopping around on the field at halftime to the marching band music? That wasn’t even gross; it was just flat out weird.
*Any talk of TCU being worthy of playing in the BCS title game is no more. It’s not even the fact that they lost. They flat out played like crap. One stat stands out for them – 34 rushing yards.
*An SEC team should just get it over with and roll Boise State already.
Meet me on the blue turf at midnight..
January 5th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
I would lay each and every one of those Boise cheerleaders, so much spirit
April 24th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
I’m having a bit of difficulty reading the ending of the article. The last paragraph gets split halfway finished. You should have a look at that.Nonetheless, the rest of the read was outstanding!