Gatorade drops drink line, Tiger in need of electrolytes
December 10th, 2009 by why be athletic | Posted in golf, Product | 411 viewsGatorade officials confirmed to CNBC on Tuesday afternoon that its subline “Gatorade Tiger Focus” will be discontinued.
The decision, they say, has absolutely nothing to do with recent events surrounding Woods, but more to do with a strategy devised months ago to streamline their offerings.
In related news, Tiger Woods has been seen desperately searching for a new source of electrolytes as his core health is dependent on them. He has been recently witnessed eating pounds of beef jerky, reportedly high in electrolytes, but also very high in carcinogens. In other news, the recent intake of carcinogens reportely has Tiger hooked on eating asbestos from the ceilings of old buildings.
December 18th, 2009 at 11:47 am
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