Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones lives by such mottos as “Go hard or go home”, “The bigger the better”, and “The bigger your giant TV, then the bigger your schlong.”

Some specs on him new Godzilla-Tron at Cowboys Stadium, which is a Diamond Vision, made my Mitsubishi Electric (by the way, the announcers kept calling it a Jumbotron, which is a Sony product……)

Center-Hung – Sideline Displays (2)
Width: 159′ 7-1/16″
Height: 71′ 4-3/4″
Total LEDs: 10,584,064
Pixel-Pitch: 20mm
Screen Area: 11,393 square feet
Power Consumption: 635 Kilowatts
Screen Weight: Approx. 170,000 lbs
Video Source: 1080p HDTV
Resolution: 2,176 x 4,864

Center-Hung – End Zone Displays (2)
Width: 50′ 4-3/4″
Height: 28′ 6-3/4″
Total LEDs: 2,088,960
Pixel-Pitch: 16mm
Screen Area: 1,439 square feet
Power Consumption: 80 Kilowatts
Screen Weight: Approx. 25,000 lbs
Video Source: 1080p HDTV
Resolution: 1,080 x 1,920

The whole thing weights a million pounds. Enough to crush two football teams if it fell.

Things JockJoose would like to watch/do on Jerry’s TV:

1. Porn…duh
2. A Washington Redskins game
3. Play Tiger Woods Golf on PS3
4. Watch the new years ball drop
5. Family guy
6. Bloodsport
7. Play Excitebike on Nintendo
8. Watch highlights of Jerry Jones in his owners box as his team is losing in the playoffs for 13 years.
9. Watch footage of Stevie Ray Vaughan concerts
10. Video of Pacman Jones making it rain in the strip clubs

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