Insane golf fans invade Buick Open
August 4th, 2009 by why be athletic | Posted in golf | 70 viewsThe PGA Tour lost it’s lame factor and turned into an all out party over the weekend in Flint, Michigan. Fans came out in droves, drank their faces off, cheered wildly, and even farted…which brought a smile to methane-lover Tiger Woods’ face.
Let’s recap (courtesy of Yahoo Sports):
• A 51-year-old gentleman was cited late Friday afternoon for relieving himself on a trailer in the VIP parking lot. (Whose trailer? Bob Seger’s? Kid Rock’s?) According to the cops, the guy said he’d been at the tournament since 7:30 a.m. and “had spent a lot of money there.” When you gotta go, you gotta go.
• On Thursday, two gentlemen swiped a golf cart and began tooling around the 17th hole. Upon being spotted, the golf cart thieves tried to drive away but were apprehended. And in news that surely surprised absolutely no one, both were found to be intoxicated.
• Finally, and best of all, a guy who rode his bike 20 miles to the tournament decided he didn’t want to make the return trip. What to do? Why, borrow a golf cart, of course! They’re everywhere! He loaded his bike into a cart and took off, but was nailed at 2 a.m. driving the golf cart.
• Also, a 33-year-old gentleman was suspected of disorderly conduct while on the course, but those suspicions proved groundless.
We’ll let you be the judge on this video in which you can hear someone letting rip while Tiger thinks over his next approach shot. Even he and Stevie appreciate a good fart enough to laugh. Good man.