[long overdue story] Larry Johnson twitters himself into a homophobic state
November 3rd, 2009 by why be athletic | Posted in Gen. Discussion, football | 114 viewsLong overdue on this one, sorry. That does not diminish the fact that Larry Johnson is a complete dumbass though. After twittering away one night, Larry forgot that other people might actually read what he had written. A few of LJ’s poetic works included:
Johnson compared his father’s football career playing for a legendary youth coach and then briefly playing in the NFL to Haley, who played golf and then “nuthn.”
Not content to rest after that, Johnson then responded to a Twitter follower that reminded Johnson of the incident last year in which Johnson allegedly spit a drink into a woman’s face. L.J. used a three-letter homophobic epithet to get his point across in response.
According to Yahoo! (and some of our commenters), Johnson wrote, “think bout a clever diss then that wit ur [expletive] pic. Christopher street boy. Is what us east coast cats call u.”
Johnson ended his evening with a reminder that he makes more money than the people bugging him.
“Still richer than u,” Johnson wrote. “Keep goin. Come play our game oopps forgot you can’t . . . . Make me regret it. Lmao. U don’t stop my checks. Lmao. So ‘tweet’ away.”
Amazing mastery of written English Larry. Your educational prowess amazes us and we look up to you as a rushing god (who will never again have a thousand yard season). Your thugness makes us all proud to be sports fans.
LJ - poppin' bottles, gay slurs, and careers
