[Performance Enhancement] Olympic Speed Skaters Wearing Thongs Perform Better

February 23rd, 2010 by competitor | Posted in Olympics, speed skating | 8,711 views

The Japanese long-track speed skating team wore impressive technologically advanced see-through spandex uniforms. These track suits were paired with black high-rise thongs for pure performance enhancements.

We assume the Japanese woman pictured above won 3 golds and broke 3 world records, and now is considered more of an Olympic heavyweight than reigning champ Michael Phelps.

2 Responses to “[Performance Enhancement] Olympic Speed Skaters Wearing Thongs Perform Better”

  1. temper Says:

    her thighs gotta be the size of my waist, mmm thighs

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