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Chiefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe has been suspended for four games after violating the league’s performance enhancing substance abuse policy. While his agent says it was a weight loss supplement, that is neither here or there. Dwayne – you’re either helping fantasy players or you’re not, so right now you are dead to us. Stupidly, [...]

Wait isn’t this guy technically a bust? Even Sammy Morris has done more than him and now they have Fred Taylor to keep Maroney from getting a decent number of carries. Still, this is pretty sick even though there is zippy chance it is real.

Faster than you