[in all seriousness] Big ups to Phil

After a year of terrible family problems, Lefty bounced back to win the Tour Championship. Props from JockJoose.

Monday, September 28th, 2009

395K puttz

Read this article from Jay Busbee….this would induce for most normal humans. Three feet. It’s not quite inside the leather, not quite gimme, but close. Veeery close. So close that you’ve probably knocked down a hundred of them in your life without thinking twice about it. Brandt Snedeker would love to have one of those [...]

Monday, September 14th, 2009

PGA Championship Odds are in!!

Odds are in for the last major of the year! Bet all of your earnings on Tiger Woods to earn nothing!

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Tiger wins again

Victory #70 2nd in a row 7th on that particular course Has won over 50% of WGC tournaments (unfathomable statistic) Five wins this year in twelve tournaments (ridonkulous) This was the nail in the coffin In other news, he will be fined for criticizing a tournament official’s decision to put them on the clock for [...]

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Insane golf fans invade Buick Open

The PGA Tour lost it’s lame factor and turned into an all out party over the weekend in Flint, Michigan. Fans came out in droves, drank their faces off, cheered wildly, and even farted…which brought a smile to methane-lover Tiger Woods’ face. Let’s recap (courtesy of Yahoo Sports): • A 51-year-old gentleman was cited late [...]

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Daly shoots sixteen over 88 in second round of Buick Open

John Daly made an amazing run at the leaderboard Friday as he shot a second round 88 (+16) to put himself in contention at +20 for the tournament. Although he is in last place, he did make a ten on the par four first hole to ensure a sizzling start to the day. You go [...]

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Daly wrecks bus, surprisingly not drunk

Daly was driving his bigass bus and smashed into a tunnel. The ceiling was too low and when he realized it, he sped up to try to make it through. Needless to say, the tunnel came out on top and debris destroyed a passenger car desperately trying to make it by unscathed. Here is what [...]

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Rocco Mediate emulates Tiger (almost)

Friday, June 19th, 2009

US Open cancelled, course too hard

The 2009 US Open at Bethpage Black was cancelled mid-first round today as the course was too hard for the field of sixty four players, even for fifteen-time major champion Tiger Woods. “I’d rather never play golf for the rest of my life than play that ridiculous course ever again. Nothing is hard for Tiger, [...]

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Golf bloopers

Really starts picking up at the 44 second mark

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Extreme golf tournament

2,550 foot high tee box. Rattlesnakes. Off road vehicles. One hole. Three miles long. Fifty foot cup. Sick. It’s the Elfego Baca Shootout in Socorro, New Mexico and it is the hardest golf hole on Earth. This hole sure gave it a run for it’s money though…..Legends Golf Resort in South Africa.

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Charles Barkley isn’t buying Jason Kidd past this year

SI – Jason Kidd will be looking for one last big payday and/or a chance to win a championship in free agency this summer. TNT’s Charles Barkley, who called Kidd “the best leader in basketball” after last season’s blockbuster trade, doesn’t think the future Hall of Famer can be anything more than a bit player [...]

Thursday, May 14th, 2009