And to think the bookies started to tighten the spread right before kickoff. They were actually showing the ‘Skins some respect before their embarassing slaughtering. No doubt that Jim Zorn ran this trick play to rise above his insolent executive bosses and get back at them for two years of mole-whacking him into lifelessness. How’d [...]

Most leagues have Jerome Harrison, Cleveland Browns running back, somewhere in the fold. Usually he is on the bench. Only four percent of leagues started him this week. Any owner that saw this stat line probably deuced their panties, ruing a missed chance for some major points: 34 carries 286 yards 3 touchdowns 2 receptions [...]

The Redskins are the first team in NFL history to play six winless teams to start a season. How have they fared? Two wins, four losses. AKA Miserable. With Daniel Snyder as the owner, don’t expect Zornie to be around for much longer (like a few more hours). Maybe he’ll make it through the bye [...]

Here are the worst people in sports based on last weekend’s action. 10. Ladainian Tomlinson – You are screwing fantasy owners everywhere. Either play or retire. If you play, stop sucking and resume running for 180 yards and three touchdowns a game. 9. Eric Mangini – You appear here for breaking the final straw of [...]

Immediate thoughts: – All Redskins fans are looking for a new team to root for – Fire Jim Zorn – You see, Jason Campbell really isn’t the problem – Clinton Portis needs to toughen up and run people over like the old days – If you need seven yards on third down to score, then [...]