Monday Night slaughtering

And to think the bookies started to tighten the spread right before kickoff. They were actually showing the ‘Skins some respect before their embarassing slaughtering. No doubt that Jim Zorn ran this trick play to rise above his insolent executive bosses and get back at them for two years of mole-whacking him into lifelessness. How’d [...]

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

[mnf] most amazing onside kick scrum ever

do not let go of the ball, no matter how many dudes are pinching you, gouging your eyes out, or grabbing your lonis package.

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Kornheiser finally ousted from Monday Night Football team

Attention all NFL fans, you may now resume watching MNF without muting your TV. The always annoying Tony Kornheiser has been removed from the lineup and has been replaced with John Gruden, citing a fear of flying as the main catalyst in his decision. We are not buying that reason at Jock Joose, and are [...]

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009